Dicholas Chad Pansy

🚨 Warning: Your relationship is now public property. 🚨

You thought dating was hard before? Try dating someone who live-streams their coffee order, documents every minor inconvenience for engagement, and will 100% use your relationship as content.

This brutally honest, hilariously unhinged guide will walk you through the emotional minefield of modern romance, covering critical topics like:

✅ Why their phone gets more eye contact than you.

✅ How to spot the red flags (hint: if they own a ring light, run).

✅ The terrifying moment you realize your breakup is getting more views than your engagement photos.

Whether you’re already trapped in an influencer love story or just want to laugh at the trainwreck from a safe distance, this book is your survival guide to the algorithm-fueled nightmare that is dating a TikTok star.

⚠️ Spoiler: They will absolutely use you for content. Just accept it. ⚠️