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“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday. 

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Go Touch Grass

Episode Notes
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Guest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here!) 

Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week) 

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I Love My Disgusting Wife (w/ Lyz Lenz!)

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Hair By Chrissy + Updates! (w/ Milly & Alise!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Kel Cripe 

Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week) 

For more on this week's discourse check out The Cut's "Killjoy in the Machine" by Michelle Santiago Cortés here.

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Using ChatGPT Perfectly (w/ Kel Cripe!)

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Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Alexis Pereira

Topics: In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly and Alise interview their friend and fellow comedian Alexis Pereira about the 30+ vertical dramas he's been in. Want more GTG Patreon content? Sign up ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Shout out to our researcher Cat Conley for help researching this episode! 

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Vertical Dramas (w/ Alexis Pereira!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Michelladonna

Topics: The Epstein "Bubba" Email (The Discourse), Elyse Myers vs. Booktok (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Bubbagate (w/ Michelladonna!)

Guest Host:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Chris Burns 

Topics: Sydney Sweeney discourse (The Discourse), The Woman Calling Churches to Ask About Formula (Grasshero), Black Tie Wedding Guest Fail (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Sydney Sweeney: Box Office Bombshell (w/ Chris Burns!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Glorelys Mora (Get tickets to her NYCF show 11/9 here!) 

Topics: Hello Kitty Funko Pop + Ari & Ethan + Justin vs. Blake + Nicki Minaj (Software Update), Should you tell your friend's partner if they're cheating? (The Discourse), UMiami Influencer Drama (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Cheaters vs. TikTok (w/ Glorelys Mora!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie Linn Watson (check out Skit on Tubi November 14th!) 

Topics: Kristen Bell's anniversary post (The Discourse), Peanut Butter Toast Lady (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Dax & Kristen: Cringe Couple (w/ Jamie Linn Watson!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Steven Zakari 

Topics: The Case of the Stolen Hello Kitty Funko Pop (The Discourse), Sombr vs. a disgruntled fan (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Follow the show:

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Gen Alpha, Funko Pops, and Sombr (w/ Steven Zakari!)

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Dani Castañeda live at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival!

Topics: Bad Bunny Mad Libs (A Game!), Shakira vs. Piqé (The Discourse), Mexican teen influencer drama (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Shakira Won the Breakup LIVE (w/ Dani Castañeda!)

Guest: Franchesca Ramsey

Topics: Internet Apologies (The Discourse), The woman who divorced her husband on Insta (Grasshero), The reply-all f*ckup to end all reply all f*ck ups (Grasshole) 

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

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