The Therapy Crouch

Episodes

• "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMAWe're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches. The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade. Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark 01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories 04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics 05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings 07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor 08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia 10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet 12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches 14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair 15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? 17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate 20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games 21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty 22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn. Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio. 00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines 03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks 05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations 07:48 Attempting Different Accents 10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction 14:22 Gym Grunts 16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma 24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs 25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's 28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner 29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce 32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane 36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones 40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out 43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy 46:55 European Nights at Anfield 49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion 50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:195 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener QuestionsWelcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner. Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred". Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet! 00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA! 01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession 03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines 05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes 07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs 09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid 13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar) 16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma 18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT! 19:27 The £100 Charity Bet 19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary" 23:42 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back. Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"! 00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house 03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16 05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers 07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines 09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management 11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton 13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show 17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend 19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood 21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip 23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot 27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip 29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth 32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous 34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC 37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis 41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA! 00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories 04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits 07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets 09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?! 12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate 14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety 16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up 20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras 21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots 24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit! In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler. Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding 05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit 08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments 10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma 12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded 15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap 16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs 19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue 21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile 23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting 27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights 30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor 31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club 33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz 38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance 41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler 43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas! In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!" Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans 01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut 05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep! 07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story 11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate" 13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love 15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40? 21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert? 21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare. Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce! Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts 06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? 11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer 17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories 24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System 31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court 38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities 43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz 52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding DramaOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard! In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church! Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain 01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out 03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate 05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn 06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea 08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer 09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up 12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks 13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas 14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do" 18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms 20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued 22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day! Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals! In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"? And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown 02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher 05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds 09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs 13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows 21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day 23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement 25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar 26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin 29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding? 32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle 36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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