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Descubre un mundo infinito de historias

Escucha y lee

Gene Clements

Elmer is thrilled to be named to head up the annual Fourth of July Parade Committee by the mayor of South Branch! This doesn’t seem like a difficult position, until Elmer realizes that he will be in charge of selecting the young lady who will grace the Betsy Ross float, the centerpiece of the parade. The competition is fierce, and the young candidates and their overambitious mothers will stop at nothing to influence Elmer’s selection! Tilly believes Elmer is a little too fond of the unladylike attention these women sometimes lavish on him. Elmer feels it’s all in good fun. Fireworks ensue!

Pickleworks Press

Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar

Fourth of July Fireworks

Every Summer, Tilly and Elmer attend the county fair, and their favorite fair activity is enjoying a ride on the Ferris Wheel where they reprise the immodest impropriety they couldn’t resist engaging in on this conveyance when they were young lovers. Apparently this somewhat public naughtiness has not gone out of fashion as they interrupt their naughty necking to look down and observe a currently young couple enjoying one another’s company in an even more shocking display of indecorum. You’ll have to read the story to find out how this leads Tilly to find herself alone at the top of the Ferris Wheel with the misbehaving minister, Reverend Goode.

A Fair Affair