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Erotica

Evelyn C, 50 is a neglected horny housewife

Because fifty-year old Evelyn C. had too much time on her hands and a very boring sex life, she ended up at the local cocktail lounge.

Because Evelyn C. was a neglected horny housewife, she ended up in my bed.

This is our story.

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Audiobook: 18 August 2025

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