How to Build or Remodel a Home in Miami without Getting FK'd

In this vibrant narrative set in Miami's Pinecrest, a homeowner embarks on the Herculean task of actualizing their dream home amidst the frenetic building landscape. With wit and candor, the journey from lofty designs to structural reality unfolds, painting inspectors as gods and contractors as generals in a grand domestic theater. Each chapter reveals the intricate ballet of construction—from the intimate touch of luxury to the practical dance of mechanical systems. Here is the homeowner's odyssey, a fusion of triumph, challenge, and the pursuit of a personal Eden, resonating with hard-won wisdom against the Miami skyline.

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Release date

Audiobook: 28 October 2025