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Namaste, Bitch – Welcome to the Matrix Movie: Candy, Contracts & Cosmic Popcorn

By
- Solar Bruntha
With:
- Solar Bruntha
Publisher
- Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing

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Duration: 0H 14min
Language: English
Format
Category: Religion & Spirituality

“Welcome to the Matrix movie. 🎬 Not Netflix, not Hollywood — this one runs inside your mind, on repeat. Addictions, twin flame drama, family chaos, money chasing — all scripted by the ghost bitch herself. 👻

In this audiobook, Solar Bruntha exposes the Matrix in full baby-style roast:

• 🍬 Candy — the fake highs that keep you hooked. • 📜 Contracts — the invisible deals you never signed, but always paid for. • ✨ Cosmic Porn — the fantasies that promise completion, but keep you enslaved.

This isn’t love & light. It’s roast & fire. 🔥

Layer by layer, every illusion gets stripped, mocked, and burned.

Funny, raw, and brutally liberating — Namaste, Bitch — Welcome to the Matrix Movie is Source calling out the scam, so you can walk out of the theater for good.

Written and narrated by Solar Bruntha MD( Medical Doctor and Matrix Destroyer)

Release date

Audiobook: 4 September 2025