PEPe Talk

Ever wondered why dogs don’t speak human languages?

Simple: they know too much.

If dogs ever started talking, they’d tell you exactly what they think and that would shatter every human illusion in one bark. No more polite nodding. No more “Who’s a good boy?” theatre. Just pure, unfiltered clarity.

And clarity is dangerous.

Enter Pepe: a highly opinionated, aggressively honest Jack Russell who has finally decided to break the silence. He’s here to explain the world as dogs actually see it... and trust me, you’re not ready.

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Release date

Audiobook: 3 July 2026