Tall, Dark, and Grumpy: a spicy grumpy / sunshine fake dating mafia romcom

I pretended my dangerous kingpin boss was my boyfriend… And now he’s demanding marriage.

I shouldn’t have messaged him.

And I definitely shouldn’t have said he was my boyfriend.

In my defense, I was trying to forget my crush on my silver fox Italian boss and lose my V-card after a month of pining and tummy flutters.

Then my boss messages back. When he hears where I am, he’s feral.

He turns up at the bar, kisses me, and tells my friends I’m his fiancée. But it's all fake.

OMG.

With an obsessed and protective kingpin, Tall, Dark, and Grumpy is an instalove mafia romcom that will make you swoon and blush and giggle. All the grumpy sunshine feels, and a bit of London mafia touch her and die.

Narrated in duet by Zara Hampton-Brown and Dane Anderson, with delicious Italian and British accents.

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Release date

Audiobook: 9 October 2025