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The Alphabet and Simplified Spelling

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3

Duration
0H 7min
Language
English
Format
Category

Non-Fiction

Mark Twain gave this speech at an event honoring Andrew Carnegie, who helped found the Simplified Spelling Board. Twain mentions how uncomfortable it is to only receive compliments when one is the guest of honor, so he critiques Carnegie’s “pestiferous” ideas about spelling reform. In doing so, he provides his own suggestions for fixing “this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.” This speech is a fine example of the brazen humor that made Twain himself famous.

© 2020 Audio Sommelier (Audiobook): 9781987101416

Release date

Audiobook: 7 March 2020

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