The Bullshit Artist's Handbook: How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise

If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.

In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re doing.

This isn’t about lying. This is about sounding smart, intimidatingly confident, and vaguely profound—all while saying absolutely nothing of substance.

Inside, you'll learn how to:

Weaponize confidence to bulldoze logic

Say a lot without saying anything (and get applause for it)

Use pauses, squints, and sighs to look like a genius

Win debates without facts (or shame)

Drop philosopher names you've never read (convincingly)

Bullsh*t your way through work meetings, parties, and even Twitter

Whether you're looking to survive awkward small talk, impress strangers at brunch, or gaslight your way to the top of the corporate ladder, this handbook is your guide to becoming a certified conversational menace.

Warning: This is a humor book. If you’re looking for actual personal growth, you’ve taken a very wrong turn.

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Release date

Audiobook: 6 April 2025