The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

A parody relationship book about how misogynistic men can attract and dominate women on their terms. Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding: - How a five-dollar date can get you laid - How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack - Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning - How to trick a woman into thinking you're classy, even if you have holes in your underwear - Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures - How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave - How to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor's hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day - And much more Unlike all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market, The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! We'll show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we'll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned. So grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you're about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written.

© 2013 St. Martin's Griffin (Ebook): 9781466843714

Release date

Ebook: 10 May 2013