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Bree Kingwind

Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments.

Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music?

 

This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.

Ulysses Press

Illustrated Bathroom

The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks: Clever Things to Say When You Fart

Deuce Flanagan

Discover the fascinating facts and riveting stories of the world beneath your toilet in this fully illustrated bathroom reader for adults.

Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop:

• Where does poop go when you flush?

• What’s the secret genius below an outhouse?

• Are you eating food grown in your own poop?

• Can you ride a poop-powered bus?

• Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago?

• What is the future of poop?

Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: The Astounding Fecal Facts of a Day in the City

Illustrated Bathroom

Illustrated Bathroom

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