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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.

Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! 

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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sookie reacts correctly to finding Sam naked on the foot of her bed, but spends the rest of the episode acting like an absolute asshole. Tara has her exorcism and slays her demon, but it doesn't stick. Meanwhile, we get a glimpse behind the curtain, and watch as Bill is punished for murdering a vampire by creating another.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about teachable vampire turning moments, Ash theorizes hard about who the killer is, and Mikie rejoices at some buttermilk biscuits!

And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

 
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True Blood: I Don't Want To Know (S1E10)

The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we continue to drag the piece of garbage that Amy is, Alaina has to recover from an epic swoon, and Ash's canine suspicions prove correct!

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True Blood: Plaisir d'amour (S1E9)

Emotions are running almost as high as Jason & Amy and everyone is messed up! With a fourth coffin at the fire, and Bill NOT back in his hidey hole, cookie fears the worst, as Tara is messed up by the fact that the exorcism seems to have actually WORKED!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash feels alone up on that hill, Alaina & Mikie express their interest in helping Eric conserve water, and we worry about Sookie’s OB health! 

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True Blood: The Fourth Man in the Fire (S1E8)

Home Box Office starts off the episode with a literal bang, and ends with one as well! This week, Sookie gets lucky, but remembers her horrific past with Uncle Fartlett. Lettie Mae & Tara deal with their demons, and Jason continues his downward V spiral. 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash worries about #SavingThePossums, Alaina gets glamoured by Pam (because-- honestly! Who isn't!?), and Mikie gets shamed by vampire Bill for his wandering eyes! 

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True Blood: Burning House of Love (S1E7)

Bake your tuna casserole and bring it to the Stackhouse residence, because this week we're gathering to mourn Sookie's beloved Gran! Emotions are running almost as High as Jason, and this episode takes you through all of them in a truly beautiful episode!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we all become Tara stans, Maxine has a fall from royal grace, and Mikie struggles to make a dick joke!

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True Blood: Cold Ground (S1E6)

Sookie decides that Bill is ABSOLUTELY NOT 'QUITE the DOM!' Overwhelmed by his 'you're-o-peein' display last week, she opts for a little distance and perhaps a date with her golden retriever boss! Meanwhile Jason and Lafayette take V and have VERY different experiences!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that more people were like Gran, Mikie thinks Bill looks sexy with his hair pushed back & Ash is devastated by a Bon Temp loss.

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True Blood: Sparks Fly Out (S1E5)

This week Jason is suspected of murder, and is taken in for questioning, but things take an unexpectedly hilarious turn when he downs an ENTIRE VIAL of V! Meanwhile, Sookie and Bill head to Fantasia for some recon, in hopes of clearing Jason's name!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash picks her True Blood allegiance, Mikie is horrified and delighted by some unhinged special effects, and Alaina basks in the beauty that is Eric Northman!

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True Blood: Escape from Dragon House (S1E4)

We pick up where we left off, with our gurl, Sookie in grave danger surrounded by some nasty ass vamps at the Compton Residence! After an INFURIATING encounter that leaves Bill looking like QUITE the SUB, Sookie suddenly isn't so keen on pursuing things with her room temperature vampy gentleman caller!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash is swept away by Bill's magical words, Alaina worries about Dawn's OB health, and Mikie worries that the stray dog population of Bon Temps MIGHT be at risk!

And don't forget to join the conversation on Instagram at @the_rewatcher!

 
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True Blood: Mine (S1E3)

After being beaten BRUTALLY by the Ratrays, Sookie has a date with death, quite literally! Saved by Bew Compton, Sookie's infatuation only gets more intense! 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash makes a really insightful case for why Sam is a dog, Mikie gets aggressive with his euphemisms, we all fiercely oppose the concept of nacho titties!

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True Blood: The First Taste (S1E2)

Rewatchers!!! Welcome to Bon Temps, baby! Ash, Alaina, and Mikie are sinking their teeth into the very first episode of True Blood : “Strange Love.” 

This week we're introduced to Sookie Stackhouse, the telepathic waitress who’s just trying to serve up burgers and mind her own damn business, but spends most of her time dodging thought boners from patrons... ew. But the monotony turns to melodrama when Bill Compton, a real vampire walks into the bar. 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we worship at the altar of Bon Temps Tara, Mikie does his Donald Duck impression, and poor ash turns ALLLLL the shades of Red!

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True Blood: Strange Love (S1E1)

Willow starts her first steps without magic as Buffy spirals after an awful visit from CPS. After having a manic hair moment, she gets zapped by the Tiny Dicked Trio's invisibility ray, and loses her damn mind becoming a bobbed haired bandit. Finally relieved of the pressure of being SEEN and expected to fix everything, Buffy goes off the deep end until she is faced with her own mortality.

Rewatch, listen and laugh as we talk AWFUL wigs, we are shook by Xanders powers of "suspension of disbelief" and we wonder is UPN is poopin' us!

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