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Two Judgey Girls

Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".
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It’s Monday Happy Hour! Courtney is back from New York after unsuccessfully running into some Bravolebs, Mary is still on her bread baking journey and we catch up on Potomac, RHOBH, and RHOSLC! Between speed dating (they got us!), duck duck goose (we don't want it!), and high body count hair (is this funny but also mean?), we talk about it all! Come judge with us! 

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TJG: Monday Round Up!

We chat RHOBH and RHOSLC! We really can’t watch an entire season of Dorit and Kyle fight knowing that Kyle just doesn’t like Dorit. It’s that plain and simple. Seriously, what were we fighting about in the sprinter van on the way to the plane? In SLC, we head to Puerto Vallerta to see Lisa’s powerpoint presentation to come to life. Bronwyn was relegated to the Loser Villa, Britani isn’t going to give up her room, Meredith brings the Kerastase and Angie is taking in the moment. Come judge with us! 

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TJG: RHOBH & RHOSLC

We debrief the Summer House trailer and talk about all the Real Housewives episodes. Is RHONY worth it in binge-form? Maybe! Was the Love Lagoon asking some wild questions? Definitely! Camille Grammar really wanted her moment and Dorit wasn’t giving it to her. Why did Kyle have this party and didn’t even dress in Diamonds or Denim? We couldn't help but wonder... is there a queen bee in Beverly Hills? Sutton is sure fighting for the position. In Mexico, Bronwyn bares it all telling the women about how hard her marriage is and admits to Todd's infidelity. She wasn’t pleased with Meredith’s and Lisa’s response to the infidelity or really anything Lisa did or did not do. And Angie isn’t gonna let Lisa be the boss, the women go at Queen Barlow and she wants to go home! Come judge with us! 

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TJG: The Last Real Housewives of 2024! (that we discuss...)

It's our penultimate episode of 2024! We break down the Karen DUI videos and catch up on Southern Charm! We realize JT booked a gig and is a method actor, Madison takes down the troll, and the boys can’t take that Craig is growing up. Plus we have to watch another dog birthday party and see the love pentagon of Shep, Taylor, Salley, Gaston and Sienna. Come judge with us! 

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TJG: A Southern Charm Catch Up

It's our final podcast of 2024! We go over our predictions from this year and how right and definitely how wrong we were. We chat about what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for 2025 and we end with some Q+A from you all We can’t thank you amazing jurors enough for letting us be ourselves: the good, the bad and the judgey. We absolutely adore you all and look forward to saying what you are thinking in 2025! 

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TJG: Goodbye 2024, Hello 2025! Our Predictions and Q+A!

Happy 2025! Apologies as this episode is a bit all over the place as a present-past-present mashup. Our hearts are with those affected by the LA fires and we hope we can bring a bit of reprieve and laughter. We manage to catch up on NYE with Andy and Anderson, Jen Aydin and Jersey Mikes, and other news that happened over the break, plus we deep dive this week's episodes of RHOBH and RHOSLC. We're glad you're here, come judge with us! 

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TJG: Welcome to 2025!

On this Saturday morning we finally get to address the breakup of Paige and Craig. While we are bummed that it happened, Paige made the right decision for herself. We chat Southern Charm wondering if these boys can ever get back together or if Craig is too far removed (though we think it can happen!). If you aren't watching Southern Hospitality, catch up! This gives us early VPR vibes and we are having fun watching the delulu of it all, though we need more Grace Lily. Finally, we talk the first 3 episodes of Traitors. Talk about an All Star cast! Come judge with us!

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TJG: Coffee Talk about The Breakup

Who else woke up this morning and looked into the mirror with the affirmation of "If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian!"? The women of RHOBH are slowly exposing Kyle and we are watching her take down season. Between letting Mo's infidelity slip and encouraging Kyle to be whoever she wants to be, Sutton and Garcelle aren't holding back. We can't believe this is the finale of a stellar season of RHOSLC. Ending the season with a mean text game is not what we expected, nor did we think the women would actually participate the way they did. Remind us never to go on a trip with these women, though we'd love to stay at this resort! Come judge with us!

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TJG: Exposing Kyle & Exposing Mean Texts!

It's Saturday, we're hyped up on coffee and here to chat! We discuss who on Southern Hospitality has which VPR cast member in them, hope that Emmy leaves Will and want to go to Lake's lake house. Southern Charm cast is disjointed and poor Venita, who never gets scenes, finally gets one and its her drowning but saved by maybe-lifeguard, Craig. Could we ship Molly and Shep? We can't believe what we got in episode 4 of The Traitors. This is appointment television! Dylan Efron is Babygirl. And we've made a March MANness decision that will affect everyone. Come judge with us!

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TJG: Deep in the South & Traitors Coffee Talk

This week we discuss the season finale of RHONY (Trigger Warning: we discuss sexual assault in the first part of the pod). Kyle cries like a teenage girl and Sutton will not bow down to the alter of her on RHOBH. The RHOSLC reunion kicks off with Emma the jeweler potentially not having a job and a showdown between Baby G and Brownyn. Come judge with us!

You can find us:

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TJG: The Finale Nobody Saw Coming, A Kyle Breakdown and a Bronwyn/Barlow Showdown

We chat The Valley this week where the gang heads to Santa Barbara! Meanwhile from the mental health facility, Jax rage texts and treats us to a manipulative video diary. Nia is everyone's emotional support human, helping Zach and Janet mend things and be there for Kristen and Luke. Tensions continue to rise between Michelle and Jesse, ending in Jesse in his underwear. Another great episode. Come judge with us!

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TJG: The Valley!

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