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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the benefits of night flights, mile high bullies, the New York City experience, the JonBenét Ramsey case, the disappointing Aaron Rodgers-Jets run, LeBron James' longevity, admiring bodies, the Vince McMahon scandals, political jokes, unique smut fetishes, trying new things on stage, and so much more!

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Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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The Shaman himself, Matt McCusker joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the United Healthcare CEO shooter, Parking Wars, rude meter-maids, Asian excellence, skateboarding, gambling, the thrill of winning, Matt's career as a dealer, Tom's face, wiener fluffing, big dick energy, and so much more!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 267

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Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in the gym for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears are beyond pumped (and maybe a little intimidated) as Arnie entertains them with wild stories from his bodybuilding days and his legendary rivalries with Lou Ferrigno and Sylvester Stallone. Arnold also talks to the bears about his love of cigars, the exercises he helped popularize, his physique, Muhammed Ali, plus the surprising way Milton Berle helped shape his career and so much more!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 268

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Arnold Schwarzenegger PUMPS UP The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes! Cody is currently the reigning Undisputed WWE Champion and as WWE moves to Netflix, he's got time to hangout with the Bears. Cody and Bert are already familiar with each other having worked together on the reality competition series "Go-Big Show" and they reminisce a bit about that experience. Tom also finds a kinship with Cody himself as they both suffered horrific injuries while performing, two moments that were also captured for all to see. The three of them also talked about the art of self-promotion, the old mob mentality of wrestling territories, Mike Tyson, political ambitions, Cody paving the way for people with neck tattoos, legacies, and so much more!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 269

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The Undisputed Champion Of Neck Tattoos w/ Cody Rhodes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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WHAT'S Errybody?! Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bort Kreysher are joined by Ari Shaffir! The trio talk about Shaq's habit of Facetiming on the toilet, before deep diving into the drama surrounding Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan. Forgiving and forgetting is impossible for some people to do, ya know? The three guys next get into Ari's new special and return to Netflix, which gets interrupted by Bert going on a tangent about beefing with Black Twitter. They also discuss Protect Our Parks, making Joe Rogan proud, compliments from black people, Bert's bench bet, insurance being a total scam, serial killer fantasies, alternative news, and weirdo evil dudes like Diddy and Jared the Subway Guy. Enjoy!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 270

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Growing Up With A Serial Killer w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 271

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Chapter Markers 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires 
00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real
00:21:13 - Go Bags 
00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports 
00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear
00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin
00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms 
01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser 
01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires 
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LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, Adam "Pacman" Jones! "Pacman" is a former NFL cornerback and return specialist, who currently hosts The Pacman Jones Show, a streaming show on the BetOnline platform. Tom and Pacman talk about NFL shit talkers, the dirtiest players in the game, gaining confidence in your own skills, college football, spending money on dumb things, winning millions at the casinos, soft coaches, passing down wisdom to younger players, and golden toilets. Pacman also tells Tom about his dislike of Pittsburgh, his relationship with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and tells his side of the story about what happened the night of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight. Enjoy!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 272

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:40 - Tyson Vs Paul Fight 
00:05:47 - Life On Field As An NFL Player
00:15:38 - Best NFL Sh!t Talkers 
00:22:13 - First Job & Pacman's Self Confidence 
00:30:36 - College Football Has Changed 
00:35:44 - That First NFL Check 
00:39:49 - Strip Club Drops & Las Vegas Wins 
00:43:12 - Trouble Nights & Advice For Youngbloods 
00:48:25 - Dirty Players, White Receivers, & NFL Legends
00:54:15 - Rivals
00:57:52 - Misconceptions 
01:00:32 - Plugs
01:02:48 - Jerry Jones
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Adam “Pacman” Jones Chased Who Off the Field?? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, comedian, actor, and influencer Druski! Tom opens the show doing his best impression of Magic Johnson, much to Druski's amusement, before the two chat about Coulda Been Records, Druski's comedic American Idol-esque series that went from a joke to an actual global phenom. The duo also talk about touring around the world, career goals, Druski's ambitions, karate, sketch shows, fan engagement, and they bond over their mutual interest in Fancy Chef. Tom also introduces Druski to Robert Paul Champagne, they talk Alabama football, and Druski comes clean about what went down when he was invited to a Diddy party! Bert coulda been in this episode, but he was busy. Plus Druski abrupt leaves at the end of the episode...super random. Enjoy!

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records
00:08:56 - Touring Around The World
00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica 
00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop 
00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions 
00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows 
00:33:05 - Fancy Chef
00:44:26 - RPC
00:48:16 - Clip: Coulda Been Chill Security 
00:54:36 - Karate + Druski's Mom 
01:01:25 - Roll Tide Willie & Alabama Football 
01:08:28 - Coulda Been Love 
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Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, blink-182 drummer Travis Barker! The Bears just announced the return of the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa and Travis is psyched for it, as he's become a running enthusiast over the years. In fact, he's got a marathon he's planning of his own going down in New Orleans coming up! Bert and Travis discuss the harrowing plane crash that Travis survived 17 years ago and how it changed his entire life. They also talk about riding around in tour buses, sharing the same bus driver, what motivators they like for marathons, the Kardashians, Joe Rogan's influence, meeting music greats, favorite tours, and rock star comedians, plus Travis also reveals his own unique tuna fish salad recipe! Try it out!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 274

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Chapters Markers 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:49 - Running
00:05:04 - Surviving A Plane Crash 
00:11:01 - Marathon Motivators 
00:19:38 - Sharing A Bus Driver 
00:22:01 - The Plane Accident 
00:31:27 - Kardashians/Joe Rogan 
00:34:57 - Being Grounded 
00:39:31 - Fear Of Flying
00:43:35 - Staying Healthy 
00:45:34 - Car Talk
00:52:41 - Do You Like Fame?
00:56:29 - 2 Bears 5k & Travis Barker's New Orleans 5k 
00:59:57 - Clip: Bert Did An Ollie
01:02:08 - Drumming & Musical Influences 
01:07:57 - Favorite Tour
01:10:38 - New Generation Discovering Old Music
01:12:55 - Tuna Fish Salad 
01:17:08 - Comedians Are The New Rock Stars 
01:22:05 - Do The Leg Work
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How A Plane Crash Changed Travis Barker's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 275

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Chapter Markers 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts 
00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes 
00:18:40 - Rich Kids 
00:24:21 - Personality Traits 
00:31:57 - Center Of Attention 
00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence 
00:44:54 - Social Anxiety 
00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris 
01:00:06 - No More Screen Time 
01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan 
01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant
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Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about Bert's obsession with candy and predictable repeated tooth loss, the unnerving images of "My Feet Are Killing Me," and get inspiration for their secret handshake from a video of Wake Forest football player, Cortez Lewis. They also discuss experiences they had with comedy legend Patrice O'Neal. And finally they call up Justin Martindale to resolve the age old question, "Who's hotter? Bert or Tim Dillon?"
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Ep. 71 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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