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Sanspants Radio

Three boys with bad brains speculate on all upcoming movies, TV shows and comics. Check back each week for an assortment of unfounded, unresearched and unsubstantiated predictions.
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Baseless Speculation

Kraven producer Matt Tolmach said they were "excited about [Kraven] and Christmas is the best release period there is, when you get people with time to go back to the movies over and over again. That was a real reflection of how the studio felt about the movie. We're really excited. But that's a great move that reflects just the feeling about the movie". Was he right? Is Kraven the kind of movie that benefits from multiple rewatches? We here at Baseless Speculation had to find out. So with no concern for our physical or mental health, your three favourite boys (who love movies, who love their friends and who love seeing movies with their friends) decided to watch Kraven four times in one day. That meant arriving at the cinema at midday and leaving at midnight. Is Baseless Speculation stupid for doing this? Yes. The answer is yes. We shouldn’t have done this. Matt Tolmach lied to you, he lied to us and he lied to himself. If there was any justice in the world he'd give us $168 AUD.

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The Four Kraven's In One Day Baseless Speculation Special

Superman, like Baseless Speculation, is back baby! His big S stands for hope and that's exactly what we all are for this film! The boys are a big fan of Corenswet as a name, are a little afraid of anyone named Lachlan, especially if they're a lawyer and get lost in the blitz riff. Zammit still has faith in Gunn, Jackson is excited that Superman is doing something different and JD has a very special message for all those Snyder fans. Will this film be good? Will the audience go see it? Will it crack a billy? We don't know, the only thing we do know is that this was definitely recorded in 2025.

It's a new year, we're branching out from apes into horses (just like how I assume evolution did?) so this weeks horse face is that horses cannot burp or vomit. Their throat sphincter is just too strong. If it was any weaker they'd vomit every time they went for a run which would just be an incredible thing to watch. I guess this also means horses are very easy to poison. There ya go, two horse facts! What a way to open 2025.

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Superman 2025

Just like Baseless Speculation, Marvel will never die baby! Captain America returns for another outing only he's a different bloke this time. Also there's a red hulk? and a surprisingly large amount of old dudes? Honestly I'm not even fully sure what is going on anymore but the point is we saw Captain America the one where he's a bird, so let's talk about I guess. 

Time for another fun horse fact! Did you know Horses sleep standing up? Personally I hate that, but their legs lock into place through a system called "Stay Apparatus" and that allows them to get in a good nap without falling over. I don't know why I have such a violent reaction this fact, but it makes me trust horses even less. 

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Captain America: Brave New World - Baseless Reaction

Hancock! You remember that movie? The one where Will Smith is a superhero but he's bad and homeless maybe? Turns out we have some exclusive news about the widely anticipated sequel. This is a scoop that you're not going to want to miss, we have turned over every single stone to break down all the hot details about this movie that is definitely going to happen! 

Did you know Horses cannot vomit? Is that good or bad? Because no one likes vomiting but maybe after a heavy night and you're feeling sickly it can make you feel a whole lot better you know? Are these poor horses just left feeling crook with no way to get over it? Really makes you think. 

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Hancock 2: What's Going to Happen?

The MCU has been a little aimless for quite a while now, bouncing from potential new lead to other slightly different potential new lead. But who is actually going to be the guy going forward? Who is going to lead Marvel back to greatness and not a mediocre ending before they inevitably reboot the franchise? Lets try find out! 

Think you can sneak past a horse? Think again buddy! Those boys have a nearly 360 degree field of vision. That's insane they are basically like those VR cameras everyone was trying to push a few years ago? Remember that? Hey you can watch this thing in 360 where everything still happens in one place but if you look around there's like a tree or something behind you. Oh yeah... sick. Anyway good on those horses. 

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Who's the MCU's New Guy?

What Shrektacular time we're all in for because the big green c**t is coming back and we're all absolutely jazzed! How many farts will Fiona do? How many Farts will Zendaya do? What exactly is gooning? these are the big questions we tackle this week so strap in and get ready for a shrektacular time... Did I already use that one? Shreking hell. 

What do horses and elephants have in common? That's right those boys never forget. They have very good memories so if you're thinking about being rude or mean to a horse think again buddy, and not just because their kick can kill a man, but because they will remember and they will not forgive... Well actually idk about that part. I haven't found a fun horse fact yet that suggests they hold grudges. Maybe next week, who knows. 

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What Will Happen in Shrek 5?

Daredevil is back in the MCU, wasn't it always in the MCU I hear you ask? Maybe idk tbh, It's kinda vague. I guess it wasn't all cannon but now it is? Look man it's a lot of tv to keep up with and I got problems of my own I'm trying to deal with. Anyway here's an episode about Daredevil. 

Every single horse is my friend. Yep this is a fact. A real one too. All horses in the world just love me and want to hang out with me. I'm definitely not running out of these interesting horse facts to put here. On an unrelated note what are some other cool facts I could include? Anyway be kind to horses... and me. 

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Daredevil: Born Again - Baseless Reaction

Editors Note: Apologies folks. For some reason during the recording Jackson’s microphone cut out for about 8 minutes at 52:48 (Timing might be a little off depending on ads) and then again in the last 2 minutes of the podcast. The audio you will hear for him is from the iPhones used to record the footage. It has been cleaned up as best as possible but is obviously not as good as speaking directly into a broadcast microphone. thankfully it does not last too long.

Minecraft. You love it. Your kids loves it. Everyone loves it. So why not make a movie from it right? It's a billion dollar idea, but the question is what the heck is it about? And how do we get Jack Black in it??? lets find out.

Did. you know that Horses can live to be 1500 years old in some circumstances. You may think that's just completely false and something made up by a man going insane having to find a new horse fact every week, and to that I say I'll see you in court.

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What even is 'A Minecraft Movie?'

Huge thank you to Grace Jarvis for joining us for this weeks episode, be sure to pick up tickets to her upcoming comedy festival shows and follow her on social media!

Melbourne Tickets - https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/just-because-i-m-crying-doesn-t-mean-i-m-not-having-a-nice-time/

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Freaky Friday is back and this time there's more people getting swapped. What lessons will they learn? Will Jackson ever be Freaky Friday'd with a a dog? Should that Chinese woman pay for her crimes? Have a listen and find out I guess.

Horses. Gotta love em. Just some big lovely fellas, and maybe sometimes ladies but I can't be sure. I'm no scientist. Anyway do you love horses? Let me know. Or don't. I don't really care to be honest.

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What is Going to Happen in Freakier Friday? FT Grace Jarvis

What is the most exciting way to reveal the cast of the next big Marvel movie? That's absolutely right, a whole bunch of empty chairs. I mean it's just so painfully obvious, this is why DC failed because they didn't bring out the empty chairs. Anyway let's watch this for 5 hours and have a great time maybe. 

Horses are fluent in both Japanese and French but struggle with Italian, mostly because of the hand movements. They only have hooves. Once again is this a very true fact. 

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Avengers Doomsday Casting Announcement (CHAIR SPECIAL!!!)

No one watched Furiosa even tho it’s good. You maniacs out there are gonna complain and complain about the absolute drivel that’s being slopped out by da movies yet when an absolute gem turns up you all have a little sleep and wait until it comes on channel 9 or whatever. You all loved Spider-Man walk through hole but now because of your reluctance to see a beautiful film you’ve not only made George Miller sad, you’ve made all the boys at Baseless Speculation sad and now the greatest movie executives of our time will once more learn the wrong lesson. We hope you’re happy and we hope you enjoy the next 100 years of slop served up to us all as entertainment to distract us from the upcoming Water Wars. You don’t get an Ape fact this week. You don’t deserve one. None of you have been good.
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A Based Reaction to Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

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