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Three boys with bad brains speculate on all upcoming movies, TV shows and comics. Check back each week for an assortment of unfounded, unresearched and unsubstantiated predictions.
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Baseless Speculation

Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it. 

As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why wouldn't he want a horse on there? Can you imagine Cyclops riding into battle against an army of sentinels on a horse? How sick would that be? Come on Charles... Idiot. 

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Will the Wolverine Game Be as Good as We Hope?

Our good friend Joel Duscher is once again missing in action so we roped in our even better friend Adam to discuss all things Fallout season 2. Will it be good? Is season one good? What is a fallout? Honestly I'm not to sure I've never seen or played it. Adam seems to enjoy it though so that's good enough for me!

Horses are unable to play video games such as fallout because they got those dumb horse feet that are actually just a big toenail... gross.

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Fallout: Season 2 - Will It Be Any Good?

After 20 long years there's going to be a sequel to the Simpsons Movie. Incredible news... or is it? Let's break it down and dive deeper into Jacksons strange disdain for the first movie. What a fun time for everyone involved, especially you, our beautiful listeners. 

A baby horse, also known as a Foal, can stand and walk all within a few hours of being born, which means that they are physically superior to a dumb human baby. Pretty sick. 

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The Simpsons Movie 2: Flop or Slop?

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee. What a fun and current reference that we can all enjoy! This week the beautiful Adam stops by andfills in for JD while we discuss the seemingly inevitable Elder Scrolls TV Series... or movie... but mostly series. 

Horses exist in the Elder Scrolls Universe and therefore are relevant to this episode, so that's pretty fun. These are getting pretty terrible aren't they? Suggest some other fun facts I can give. 

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Our Ideal Elder Scrolls Adaptation

The BS boys are trying something new! calm down, stop crying its okay! Instead of looking ahead at the future releases, we're going to be looking back at the big releases of anytime before now. So get excited while we talk about the movie that's in a computer or something!

Horses have no use for computers therefore do not care about the Tron franchise, which is why Jared Leto doesn't like them. So good for horses really. 

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Based Rewind - Tron & Tron Legacy

This week we're going full Benoit Blanc and diving deep into the mystery of the latest Knives Out (Dumb Name for the franchise) movie. Who exactly did kill the victim? Based on the one trailer we kind of half watched we're going to figure it out once and for all. 

A horse would never purposefully kill a man.... Actually I don't think that's true. I think they have many times... but those men probably deserved it so it's fine I guess. Anyway All my Heese friends are innocent and have never done anything wrong. 

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Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man - Who is the Killer?

Bagpuss! Everyone knows and loves him, What's that? You have no idea what this horrid little British cat is? Well lucky for you there's a big Hollywood movie coming out about him so let's dive deep and figure out wtf this sad little rotten cat is all about. 

As far as I'm aware Bagpuss is neither a horse, nor does he interact with a horse. But truth be told I have seen pretty much zero Bagpuss so that could be a lie. But let's just take it as truth anyway.

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Bagpuss: A Depressing British Nightmare

It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out!

The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They have six legs and one of those hair dick things you can connect to. Pretty sweet. But are they as cool as regular earth horses? Obviously not. Nothing is superior to our beautiful earth Heese. 

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Avatar: Fire and Ash - Can Jimmy do it Again?

Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think. 

Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads. 

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Mortal Kombat 2 - This Time Johnny Cage is Here Maybe

Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it. 

If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him. 

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Fallout: Season 2 - Will It Be Any Good?

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