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“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.




Catch all new episodes every Wednesday starting December 13th. 





Go Touch Grass

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Guest: Ryan Broderick

Topics: Software Updates (Andrew Schulz vs. Kendrick Lamar), the UHC Shooter (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Hawk Tuah Girl (Grasshole of the Week)

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Luigi's Manhunt (w/ Ryan Broderick)

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Guest: Mia Berrin of Pom Pom Squad (listen to her new album here!)

Topics: Tally the Elf (The Discourse), Drones over New Jersey (Polititiktok), Milagro Gramz (Grasshole of the Week)

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Disney Adult Drama (w/ Pom Pom Squad's Mia Berrin)

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Topics: Alise and Milly answer YOUR burning questions in our very first mailbag episode! Happy holidays! 

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!]

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You Need to ASK About Me, Bitch! (Mailbag Episode)

Topics: Happy New Year, Grass Nation! On this very special ep, Milly and Alise look back at the last year in memes, and make their predictions for what is to come in 2025. 

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!]

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2024 Memes in Review (w/ Milly & Alise)

Topics: Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively (The Discourse), Kylan and Izzy Darnell luxury Christmas haul drama (Grasshole of the week)

Source Videos: Clip 1 | Clip 2 | Clip 3 | Clip 4 | Clip 5 | Clip 6 | Clip 7 | Clip 8

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!]

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It Ends In Court (w/ Milly & Alise)

Guest: Jes Tom

Topics: Was Demi Moore a mean girl to Kylie Jenner? (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Mark Zuckerberg (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!]

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pie Up / Leave Asian Women Out of It!!! (w/ Jes Tom)

Guest: Katie Nolan 

Topics: TikTok's 12-hour ban (Software Update, Cardi B and Offset (The Discourse), Lazio Soccer Club Falconer (Grasshole of the Week)

Sources: Clip 1

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!]

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Enemy in Cardi B's Bed (w/ Katie Nolan)

Guest: Jessie Jolles 

Topics: Bryan Johnson's latest post (Software Update/Cursed Content), Influencers vs. the LA Fires (The Discourse), Tabitha Brown (Grasshole of the Week)

Source article: "Influencers Are Peddling Detoxes to Wildfire Victims" by EJ Dickson

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here. 

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tarte on Fire (w/ Jessie Jolles)

Guest: Annie DiRusso (stream her music on Spotify here!)

Topics: TheLawsuit.Info (Software Update), Emilia Peréz's Oscars Campaign Meltdown (The Discourse), Gracie Abrams Stans (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No One Tweets Like Gascón (w/ Annie DiRusso)

Guest: No guest! Just girls!

Topics: Emilia Pérez, Offset vs. Cardi (Software Update), An American Woman in Pakistan (The Discourse), Elon Musk's DOGE cronies (Grasshole of the Week)

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An American Woman in Pakistan (w/ Alise & Milly)

Josh Gondelman joins Milly and Alise to discuss a controversy around the urinals at Citi Field, Universal Music Group removing their music from TikTok, the barefoot trend, BBLs, and more!

Guest: Josh Gondelman

Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!

Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.

Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.

Follow Alise on Instagram.

Follow the show:

Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod

TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod

Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BBLs On My Conscience (w/ Josh Gondelman)

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