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In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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Help I Sexted My Boss

After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Help My Suitcase Is Vibrating

Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As well as putting JI through its paces the boys discuss what it means to be a gentleman and hear an enlightening story from the streets of Berlin.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Gentleman, Berlin and JI

Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA.

Producer Ben is running the London Marathon in 2026! If you’d like to sponsor him you can do so by visiting this link:

https://www.justgiving.com/page/producerben?utm_medium=FR&utm_source=CL

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Help It’s A Poo Special

Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online Beef

William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your ‘Sexted’ nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online Beef

Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madness. The boys also answer your dilemmas regarding initialisms and tackling frisky co-workers down under.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Help They’re Doing It In A Tractor

We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan.

Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mouth full of bad D would be the thing to finally send them off to the spirit in the sky. The boys discuss the afterlife, what they’re leaving each other in their wills, and there’s even a special guest appearance from a very convincing Claudia Winkleman impersonator.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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The Help I Sexted My Boss Funeral

William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your everyday dilemmas involving Spoons etiquette, what to do when you catch people having affairs, and how to cope with having a job you can’t tell anyone about.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Help I Can’t Look Her In The Eye

It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and read a message that raises more questions than it answers about chastity belts and the mysterious month of ‘Locktober’.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Throuples, Builder Kinks and Locktober

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Help My Pussy's In The Dark

William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:

Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March – OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March – OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March – AO Arena Manchester

General sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live

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Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges

All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first time ever... we have the results! We will finally find out if you are more William or more Jordan!

Also in the Weekend Release we hear from a listener who received a happy ending after following advice given by the boys, we have more Sexted injury stories, and there's a disturbance in the studio.

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Weekend Release: Shocked Into Dislocation

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