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It’s a new week, and Dylan is back from more Bravo travels—this time to Las Vegas for the opening of Lisa Vanderpump’s latest restaurant. He breaks down his experience at Pinky’s, and makes his recommendations for planning your own Vegas Vanderpump Crawl. Then, he catches up on all the relevant Housewives franchises (sorry, New York), in particular the instantly iconic RHOSLC episode at Meredith’s bat mitzvah. He also weighs in on a viral theory about Dorit and PK’s divorce, and whether Ashley Darby’s on-screen dating is going anywhere.
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Do I Have High Body Count Hair?

Dylan is back with a double Housewives recap, checking in on RHONY for the first time in a while before moving to the greener pastures of Beverly Hills. On the RHONY trip to Puerto Rico, the season continues to veer off course, with another prank, a pointless feud, and little else to talk about. Over on RHOBH, Dorit and Kyle go back years to the roots of their fallout, while Sutton attempts to bring everyone back together with a speech. But amid all the obvious tension, is this season really delivering?
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Sutton’s Cursed Sisterhood Circle (And More RHONY Problems)

The holidays are officially here, so what better time for Christmas King (and iconic podcaster) Danny Pellegrino to return to the show? He talks about making his first Hallmark holiday movie, Deck The Walls, and what it was like spending time in Salt Lake City. From there, he and Dylan dig into everything currently happening on Bravo, from the flops of RHONY to the intoxicating saga of Southern Charm. They also assess some of the current casting conundrums facing the network, from RHONJ to Vanderpump Rules.
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A Holly Jolly Housewives Check-In Ft. Danny Pellegrino

We’ve made it to the home stretch of 2024, but instead of recapping the current shows, Dylan’s Monday focus is pulled to a pair of bleak—if not fully surprising—Vanderpump Rules headlines. He wades through the updates in the James Kennedy situation, then digs into the fresh drama between Tom Sandoval and his post-Ariana girlfriend. Getting existential for a minute, he then talks about the state of this crop of now-former-Bravolebs, and when we’re going to stop caring about their lives. After that, he saves some time for the most recent episode of Southern Charm, where JT becomes the main character (derogatory).
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How Long Do We Keep Caring About The Old VPR Cast?

It’s the last Wednesday episode of the year, and Dylan pushes through his Christmas cold to yap about what non-Bravo programming he’s been watching lately. But before getting too off-topic, he returns to the Pump Rules world for some updates on James Kennedy and Tom Sandoval. From there, he talks about what we really lose when shows get rebooted, and why this week’s RHOBH was the perfect reminder of why we keep these women around. After a couple of quick RHONY reactions, he discusses Erika’s therapy session, Sutton’s ill-advised group leader energy, and the epic revival of the Dorit vs. Camille feud.
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Pizza Party Behavior

Right before the holidays, Dylan is back for one final episode of the year. He looks back on everything 2024 had to offer, and chooses his Bravo highs and lows for the year. He also ranks this year’s class of freshman Real Housewives, from forgettable newbies to instant icons. From there, he recaps this week’s episode of RHOSLC, where Bronwyn got deep while Britani just tried to get attention. Earlier in the episode, he also unpacks some unfortunate updates on Karen Huger’s DUI situation.
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RHOSLC Was The Show Of 2024, Obviously

It’s a new year, and Dylan is back from his holiday break ready to dive back into all things Bravo. He starts with his thoughts on whether we need an extended Bravo break over the holidays, before unpacking the biggest story he missed (Paige and Craig are no longer together), and combating a popular social media narrative about their split. From there, he addresses an RHOP breakup, and why Mia’s real-life drama is actually maybe getting a little too real for Real Housewives.
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The Bravo Couples Who Didn’t Make It To 2025

It’s a busy day for Bravo news and Dylan dives right in with the fallout from Jennifer Aydin’s rant about her experience at an airport Jersey Mike’s. Then, he recaps Craig Conover’s statement about his breakup, and whether it plays into a fan narrative about who was at fault in his split with Paige. From there, there are new episodes of RHOBH and RHONY to get into, and Dylan has a lot of feelings about where things stand after the holiday break. It’s 2025, and Rebecca Minkoff is still a flop, Dorit and Kyle still aren’t getting along, and Sutton still can’t keep her words straight.
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Dorit's Main Character Era, Craig's Comments, & Jennifer Aydin's Pending Cancellation

Get in losers, because we’re headed back to the Scottish highlands for another season of The Traitors. On a special Friday episode, Dylan breaks down the highlights from the first three episodes of season 3, and mourns the loss of one of this season’s most anticipated players. He chooses some people to watch this season, and also warns a couple traitors that they need to do less. From there, he recaps yet another iconic RHOSLC episode, which finds Britani in the hot seat for her alleged wiretapping. Earlier in the episode, Dylan covers the latest update in Karen Huger’s DUI saga, which leaves the RHOP reunion in a tough spot.
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New Year, New Traitors (Plus RHOSLC & A Grande Dame Update)

To kick off the new week, RHONY’s Jessel Taank returns to the show for the first time since her Housewives debut in 2023. She and Dylan get into the nitty gritty of season 15, from how the group has evolved in their time together to her thoughts on *that* prank. She also gets into her surprising issues with Brynn and Erin, and how it feels to know she’s sharing more of her life than others on the show. Later, she shares her honest feelings about the mixed fan response to the RHONY reboot, and whether she’d be open to some familiar Summer House faces joining the show in the future.
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Jessel Understands Your RHONY Frustrations Ft. Jessel Taank

Dylan and Bari begin the episode by discussing Erika’s Friday night sneak attack. They share their thoughts on Mr. Girardi’s alleged affair, and what the texts actually mean. Then, they recap this week’s RHOA, which featured another new face, more marital drama for Drew, and a wedding planning meltdown from Cynthia. Finally, they get into part two of the RHOP reunion, and unpack why they still can’t get behind Candiace or Monique.
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