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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.


My Momma Told Me

Hey lil mommas! Here's another one from the vault this week: Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Was the moon landing staged? Langston and David hang out with Vincent Bryant (BET's The Ms. Pat Show) and talk about this infamous conspiracy theory and get down the the nitty gritty. Tangents go off about whether billionaires are planning to send people to the moon, Buzz Aldren punching someone in the face, and of course, track marks on the moons. Also, did you know the moon is the biggest crack rock? The guys answer a voicemail about the talked about "hard wigs, soft life" conspiracy theories.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant)

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic for you this week. Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) RE-RELEASE

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist?
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about Rihanna's half time performance at the Super Bowl and dark energy. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% accurate, which forces Langston to revisit his nightclub wardrobe of the 2010s. Let's just say it involves a lot of bow ties...
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 2 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Hey ya'll! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Is reality television all a bunch of lies? Langston and David sit down with past guest and Internet comic sensation, Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage. They get down to the nitty gritty and become riff machines throughout this episode. They even introduce Kevin 30 minutes into the podcast...truly does he need an introduction? Questions arise: Who's orchestrating these TV stunts? Would you eat YOUR grandma's homemade sushi? Is Air Bud really that great of a dog? - and many more! This episode is so good, we didn't want to cut anything out, so come back next week for Part 2 and brace yourself for more nonsense.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 1 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Langston and David sit with Will Miles to talk about those trendy Killmonger dreads and vending machine schemes. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

High Top Dreads w/ Will Miles: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, mega church pastors being trolls, and of course, Love Island being another off shoot of slavery. They answer a voicemail from a Lil' Momma about smoke detector psyops...even proclaiming Langston and David as "BlackAnons". Plus, we are demanding Hollywood to remake Baby Boy through the perspective of Melvin.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justice for Melvin! (with Will Miles)

Hey, hey lil mommas here's another classic - do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

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