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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.


My Momma Told Me

Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.
 
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
 
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
 
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
 
Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)

Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington. 
 
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
 
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
 
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
 
Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland. 
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!

Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode.
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kwanzaa Is On The Come Up! (with Al Jackson)

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities. 
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mixed Kids Are Trying Too Hard: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025! 
 
LISTEN TO FULL EPISODES HERE:
 
Kid Fury: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889
 
KevOnStage: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776
 
X Mayo: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYE's Conspiracy Theory Wrap Up (with Kid Fury, KevOnStage, & X Mayo)

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic. 
 
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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy". 
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case. 
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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Has Drake's Whole Thing Been an Act? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, Italians are still white. 
 
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Protect Black Boys, Girls, and Squirrels: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

If you put your purse on the floor, will you go broke? Langston and his guest Quinta Brunson (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) clutch their purses to their chests as they open up the bag on this classic conspiracy.

 
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"Don't Fumble the Bag" with Quinta Brunson

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