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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.


My Momma Told Me

Here's a super favorite: Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil!
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) RE-RELEASE

For the first time, comedian Herman Wrice brings us a classic legend. We're discussing thee American legend Bigfoot. Is the abominable snowman and the yeti the same genus as Bigfoot? What's the real story behind the hoax? Did they find Bigfoot in Sanoma, California? We review the Razor camera footage. This is why they won't say Jesus is Black; if we knew, there'd be anarchy in the streets. Is a giraffe a stretched out horse? What did Montelle Jordan mean when he said, "I can get mine in a big black truck"? How good does Master P get? We answer these burning questions, and a listener calls to ask if the Colin Kaepernick kneel was a setup. 

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Bigfoot is Real and He's Fabulous (with Herman Wrice)

Hey Lil Mommas...Boo! Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Historically, Dewayne Perkins has had between thirty and forty barbers, and his observation - they're all homophobic. Or at least, the culture of the shop encourages men to feign homophobia to fit in. In the homorotic spaces of locker rooms, sports fields, and barbers' chairs, is there a response from straight men to try to counter that energy? Langston shares the traumatic experience of having the same haircut as his mom. Could a kissing booth heal homophobia? Is the barbershop too expensive? Should we be getting our hair cut less? Plus, a caller believes we're living in a simulation. 

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Delivert: We Solved Barbershop Homophobia (with Dewayne Perkins)

Hey ya'll here is one of our favorites from this year. Are we already in the apocalypse? Langston and David chat with comedian, content creator, and rapper Patrick Cloud (Cloudy Arcade and Head of Content at All Def). They bring you chicken conspiracies, Nelly songs, and systematic issues when white-owned corporations target the Black community. Why isn’t the Popeyes lady, Diedre Henry, the CEO of Popeyes already? And is AI already plotting to kill us? They also haze Patrick with some voicemails about Black genetics and rubbing one out. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) RE-RELEASE

Youngest children are spoiled children. That's comedian, Tacarra Williams, theory courtesy of her eldest children. Langston and David discuss whether or not parents deserve grace, the validity of muckbangs, and debate the validity of priority pick-up. Plus an exhausted caller from Utah swears he's not drunk, just high. 

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The Youngest Child is Always Spoiled (with Tacarra Williams)

Hey lil moms, here's another old mini episode! Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

Hey lil mommas! Here's another one from the vault this week: Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Was the moon landing staged? Langston and David hang out with Vincent Bryant (BET's The Ms. Pat Show) and talk about this infamous conspiracy theory and get down the the nitty gritty. Tangents go off about whether billionaires are planning to send people to the moon, Buzz Aldren punching someone in the face, and of course, track marks on the moons. Also, did you know the moon is the biggest crack rock? The guys answer a voicemail about the talked about "hard wigs, soft life" conspiracy theories.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant)

Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English) RE-RELEASE

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