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New stories, new laughs, new random hot takes that no one asked for... New Rory & Mal

New Rory & MAL

It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into the leaked video call between Young Thug & Mariah The Scientist (16:51). Was this intentional or an invasion of privacy? This leads us right into the Taylor Swift deepfake photos (25:16). Immediately the room is split: Rory & Mal v.s. Julian & Demaris. With all of this nonsense online we discuss at what age is it appropriate to give a child a cell phone (42:30). We inevitably end on Rory’s personal trauma (sorry Father O’Malley). Would you let a dead relative stop you from your vacation (48:30) ? Mal breaks down how he can decipher white people's farts by the smell (51:50) . Enough fart talk…we are in awe of the ‘Lovers & Friends’ lineup and make a game of it (58:44). A variation of same night/same city (1:01:16). We provide an update on the ongoing Breakfast Club new host vacancy (1:20:13). Have you ever called the cops (1:31:55)? It’s time for voicemails (1:36:14). We take two international callers shoutout Iran and Johannesburg. We end the episode with a sports update (1:48:55) and John Stewart’s return. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/

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Episode 237 | Taylor Swift Is The New Blu Cantrell

We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Nicki beef (04:52) . We dissect everyone Meg dissed on “Hiss” and went through Nicki’s “Big Foot” lyrics. We express concern for Nicki’s health and how she’s positioned herself in Hip-Hop (24:47). Does Meg owe us a response record (39:10) ? We reminisce on Drake v.s. Meek/Pusha as a blueprint on how this should be played out. Rory takes us back to the weekend with recapping Amara’s first birthday (53:00) . At the party Rory played some questionable music and dirty macked his friend (1:04:50). Has the clock started on Ice Spice (1:22:21) ? We cover her latest single and offer a comparison to Sexxy Red. It’s time for voicemails - (TW: Statutory R*pe) (1:34:22). Then we discuss Griselda on Netflix which leads to a discussion about the best drug dealers ( 1:51:06) . Mal asks us a quesiton about money/religion that spirals into a wild conversion that carries us through the end of the episode (2:11:50). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 238 | Meg Still Needs To Respond

We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react in real time (shoutout to everyone that joined). Before we get to the awards Rory shares some groundbreaking news regarding his family lineage. First we cover Jay Z’s speech which lends itself to a conversation about the agenda the award show may be pushing and why some artists continue to win over others (07:23) . Then we get into the winners themselves and go over the right decision & the snubs. In more scandalous Grammy news Killer Mike was arrested, Taylor Swift ignored Celine Dion and dragged Lana Del Ray on stage to watch her win. The biggest loser of the weekend may have been Adin Ross (47:39) . First, 21 Savage tried to scam him then Playboi Carti allegedly ran off with $2 million. Meanwhile, Drake is back on tour and seemingly takes a shot at Rihanna (1:01:50). Will Asap Rocky step to him? This leads us to thinking about the best “crash outs” in history (1:09:00) . Then Mal thinks this song is going to be a classic. (1:21:05). Speaking of classics, Bieber is back to harmonizing and we recall our favorite song of his. (1:28:55) It’s time for voicemails. (1:41:04). Mal gives some wild advice. We learn a lot about Rory’s future plans (1:50:00) . We close with prayers to one of our adult industry legends (1:57:48), the world’s largest crayon, Usher in Skimms, and the Knicks. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Opening song: 'Work' - Rihanna feat. Drake

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Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/

Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/

Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/

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Episode 240 | What More Do You Want From The Grammys?

Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the truth behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn what a DDL is and discuss hiding drugs. Did you know Rutgers had their own std? (50:00) We get into a discussion about Greek Life where Rory and Julian share their nontraditional college experiences. Rory and Mal guess what Divine Nine Fraternity Julian would be in (59:00). We discuss the shows Griselda (1:18:00), Love On The Spectrum (1:27:00), Michael Rappaport movies, and ultimately Shane Gillis’s “return” to SNL (1:36:20). This leads to us speculating over Usher’s Super Bowl show (1:53:30). It’s time for voicemails! (2:09:55). We end the this episode the way we started…with s*x talk.

Opening Song: '4pm In Calabasas' x Drake

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Episode 241 | Care Package

We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits (5:30). We recap our personal Super Bowl plans (13:15) . Rory claims Julian would have thrived where he watched the game. Meanwhile, Mal was home alone (shocker). We have the Mahomes and Brady convo before we jump into asking was this the best halftime performance in the last 20 years (33:00)? Mal believes Usher should be brought out Travis Kelce’s ex, Kayla. This leads to us dissecting the Usher & Alicia Keys romantic embrace aka the “My Boo” challenge (43:35). Meanwhile, Beyonce & Kanye won the commercials (56:31). We cover Beyonce’s singles and Kanye’s latest effort, ‘Vultures’. President Biden chimes in with a tone deaf tweet that leads to an interesting conversation (1:26:00) . It’s time for voicemails (1:40:50). We discovered the type of student we were in middle/high school . Spoiler, Rory bit a kid. Did you guys know Logic is black? We cover the awkward sit down between Logic & his dad (1:55:59) . Mal provides some life-saving advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Opening Song: "My Boo" Usher feat. Alicia Keys

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Episode 242 | The Super Bowl Episode

We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather on Valentine’s Day of all days. Today, Rory & Julian are here to cover some nasty topics. First Rory’s ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’ merch is available now! In the spirit of Valentine’s Day we speculate if Mal is hiding a family (4:00) . Then we get into Hot One’s Sean Evans dating an adult film star (16:00). Is this the new norm / a roll out? We speculate and role play (pause). In racial news, one of our favorite civil rights activist’s Rachel Dolezal has lost her teaching job after they discover her OF (26:29). We speculate on our country’s obsession with OF & traditional adult stars. Anyone remember Bobbi Altoff? We break down her viral Suki moment and her recent divorce (34:32). This leads to a conversation about “stan” culture. Eminem is co-producing a doc about obsessive fan culture. We discuss the mental state of these types of people (53:30). Rory talks about his personal experience with stans. It’s time for voicemails (1:21:57). To stay on holiday theme we give advice on how to get over your first breakup. This leads to a thought provoking discussion on how to balance personal life while growing up. 

Song: "Happy Valentine's Day" x Outkast

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Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/

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Episode 243 I Mal’s Sick Of Valentine’s Day

We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In music news, Benzino appeared on Drink Champs and the Henny won (34:26). We react to his meltdown over Eminem and what is the allotted time for a “beef” to exist in Hip-Hop (45:47). And yes, Prince tried to run over Michael Jackson with his car. We call out & give credit to Drake, Sexyy Red, and SZA for an amazing music video (55:17). In more horrifying videos the NYPD has a dance troop (1:00:24). The ugly continues as Trump rolls out his sneakers at Sneakercon in Philly. Meanwhile, Glorilla & Damian Lillard spark a debate about relationship social media etiquette (1:14:40). We cover the Roots Picnic lineup and cover Rory getting in his Karen bag last year (1:29:41). Then we give flowers to Vince Staples for his show (1:41:00). It’s time for voicemails (1:47:40)! Tune in as the full team discusses all of the above + more!

Opening Song: 'Yeah Glo!' x GloRilla

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Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/

Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/

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Episode 244 | Trump Is Back & So Are We

Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what seems to be the rollout for his forthcoming album, ‘The Fall Off’. Does he need a classic album (1:07:21)? We give flowers to Jeezy for his Tiny Desk (1:25:16). It’s time for voicemails (1:33:07). Julian gets made fun of for his dating habits (cue Mal). We take a second voicemail about wild stuff we’ve heard then head right into patreon. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more!

 

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Episode 245 | This Episode Is A Deepfake

Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian and Demaris had after the previous recording (40:02). It involves the size of some people on the team, which in turn triggered Demaris. In political news, Trump was parading around all weekend (49:19). We cover his latest viral soundbite. Should Biden and Wendy Williams take the podium together (54:30)? Somehow we bring the conversation back to anatomy and look into the size of bears & elephants (1:06:22). Well SNL tried…sort of. We break down the problem with SNL’s hosts/target audience (1:11:40). It’s time for voicemails (1:44:25). Today we give young Ray Ray some sound advice about the future of dating. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 246 | Beyond Measure

On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s time for the new Diddy allegations (25:49). We cover the new allegations and get into Meek Mill aka Freak Mill fighting for his life on the timeline. Staying in music, we recap the clip of Omah Lay stealing that guy’s girlfriend during a show (56:20). We try to put ourselves in his shoes. It’s time for voicemails (1:09:15). Today we address a mental health relationship question. On the second voicemail we cover whether or not schools should be teaching this specific subject (1:30:18).

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Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here

Happy Monday! There’s a new Patreon episode out for the Supervisor tier featuring an entirely un-sober cast! Click here to watch: https://www.patreon.com/posts/blue-oyster-more-121896043?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link . 

In this episode, Rory gives us a quick overview of his weekend in New Orleans, and then we dive in. Mal wants to know the team's thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime performance (15:37), and every one is honest. We then talk about the lackluster commercials and what cost the Chiefs the game(1:02:40), before getting into Kanye’s latest rant and antics (1:08:25). We have a special guest - sports reporter Ashley Nicole Moss joins us to discuss bad sports takes she’s had to walk back, why athletes are sensitive to media criticism, the actual Super Bowl game, + more (1:20:40)!

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Episode 344 | Game Over

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