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No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. 

Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Ben Elton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Tinky Winky, Shakespeare, Lances and Popes.

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607: No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm.

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606: No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara

Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers.

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605: No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail

Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi.

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604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector.

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603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning. 

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602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'

Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.

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601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.

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600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador

Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers. 

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599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.

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598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.

228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa

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