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No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. 

Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses. 

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561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink. 

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562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers.

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563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more.

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564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties.

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565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday. 

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566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae.

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567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more. 

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568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.

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569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.

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570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls.

For more, check out www.qi.com/podcast

Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now.

4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong

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