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Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro

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Mary Ignores The HATE To Provide For Her FAMILY

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James Charles Gets EMOTIONAL About His Career

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Follow Louie: @louiecastro
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Leaving ALL of This BS in 2024

The Castro Sisters are all here! We decide who is our parents favorite and Andrea shares her New Year's Resolutions.
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Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart
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Who’s The Favorite Child?

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To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart
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EXPOSING OUR FAKE CONTENT

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Fires, Immigration, and DACA

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﻿Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod
Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod
Follow Louie: @louiecastro
Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi
To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart
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The Ghost In Yoatzi's Picture

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﻿Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod
Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod
Follow Louie: @louiecastro
Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi
To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart
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We Need To RANT!!

Yoatzi's Baby Names

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Follow Louie: @louiecastro
Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi
To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart
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Is AdamRayOkay a LIZARD?!

Marlene and Louie share the story of how Louie slid in to Marlene's DM's and Marlene left Louie on READ. Louie got in a bar fight, and broke Yoatzi's toe. Marlene fell in the bathroom when she was drunk with Yoatzi.
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To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g

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how we AKWARDLY MET MARLENE

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