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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matrix printer and lay that continuous piece of paper on the ground, it would encircle the world approximately one hundred and eighty seven times. From The Brady Bunch Variety Hour to the famously infamous Star Wars Holiday Special starring Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman to too many awards shows to count, two-time Emmy-Winner Bruce Vilanch is a walking, talking encyclopedia of Hollywood history. Come join us for an exceedingly charming chat with a true living legend.
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Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream saturated with showmanship, physicality, and wholesome recreation for both him and her? A dream of Bob: "Bob the Professional Wrestler". Does a dream deferred dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore—one that you caught last weekend from that hot Belgian? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or smell like Katya after a long show—like a sweaty, pickled beet? Maybe it just sags and squelches like a heavy load. Or does it, like the pure podcast magic that is Trixie and Bob in the same room for an hour, simply explode?
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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," premiering Christmas Eve! When the gorgeous neighborhood delivery guy, Lance, turns his attentions to recently-divorced Katya, she brushes it off as mere flattery. But when she sees the look in Lance's eyes as he hands her the bulk delivery of anal lube she orders every Christmas, it's clear he wants to give her more than just a cardboard box. As he turns to leave with a mischievous wink and a smile, the encounter awakens something deep inside her smoldering loins; a desire, a lust, a growing demand for steamy passion delivered express overnight. She closes the door and instantly feels a deep and animalistic need for the juicy holiday sausage hiding within his khakis. Katya's friend Trixie tells her it’s time to "get back on the horse" post-divorce, and what better horse to ride than the tantalizingly sexy Lance? This Christmas, watch Katya learn that delivery drivers truly are experts at getting big packages into tight slots.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podcast episodes and trips to the West Hollywood Gateway Shopping Center for a chocolate malt with your steady gal or guy. But behind the innocence of those youthful improprieties lies a menace. A menace made of wheat flour, rice flour, and mung bean starch. A menace known as authentic Chinese noodles. You'll travel from a momentary pleasure to a prison of your own making with Satan's sizzling spicy beef noodles. You'll find nothing but debauchery, violence, murder, and the ultimate end of the authentic Chinese noodle addict: hopeless insanity. This New Year's Eve, celebrate 2025 safely and name a designated noodle eater. It may just save your life.
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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya

'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of West Hollywood. A strong, dry Santa Ana wind blew down from the mountain passes to make one's skin itch and nerves curl. On nights like this, anything can happen. Even a sudden knock at the door of Kelly Mantle's palatial mansion as the clock strikes twelve. What is waiting on the other side? Why, it's Trixie the Cable Girl, wearing overalls and threatening to climb the gutters to sabotage your cable connection. If you don't check out Kelly's amazing new podcast "The Kelly Mantle Show" at: https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow, don't be surprised if you're also visited by Trixie the Cable Girl at the stroke of midnight, for all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

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Follow Kelly: @KellyMantle
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya

Our hearts go out to all those affected by the catastrophic wildfires in Los Angeles County. We hope that this week's episode, recorded in our car as we evacuated Hollywood due to the Sunset Fire, offers a brief respite from the ongoing devastation in Southern California.
If you would like to support Angelenos affected by the fires, please visit this link for various ways to donate: https://laist.com/news/climate-environment/how-to-help-la-fire-victims
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya

All aboard! This year, book a tantalizing stay on The Queen Mary as you evacuate any one of Southern California’s various natural disasters. Our arousing accommodations await in your very own Self-Love-Stateroom, offering the perfect atmosphere for an auto-erotic experience while you watch KTLA’s 24-hour local news forecast. Self-Satisfaction is virtually guaranteed, with packages that include horny goat weed cocktails, personal massagers, perfumed body oils, and many other scintillating amenities to encourage extraordinarily loud climaxes that can easily be heard by your neighbors in the next room. Place self-love and self-care at the forefront of your magnificently masturbatory stay at The Queen Mary, with master rates starting at just $999.

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya

From executive producers Trixie & Katya comes the absolutely brilliant, gloriously gonzo, and extraordinarily entertaining The Kelly Mantle Show! Each week, Kelly Mantle invites special celebrity guests to endure the most divinely bizarre and uncomfortable interview you've ever witnessed. Kelly believes that laughter is life's lubricant, and these hilarious deep dives are a guaranteed good time that will leave you thirsty, hungry, and begging for more. New episodes release weekly every Wednesday! In this, the premiere episode of The Kelly Mantle Show, Kelly and Tammie Brown talk about mysterious disappearances, porta-potty prostitutes, ice cream socials, Bulgarian lovers, ASMR, Tammie’s tarantula toupée, and her utter lack of brand partnerships. Enter at your own risk!

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To watch, listen, and follow the podcast, go to: https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow

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Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!

It's that time of year yet again! Are you ready for the big sports game? If you have lots of manly men coming over to root for their favorite athletic team, you're gonna need quite the spread, Jack! Introducing scratch-cooked, ultra-fresh, hand-made hot loads made from quality ingredients and spices, crafted daily to nourish more than just the body, Deborah. Trixie and Katya's Bald 'n Fresh Hot Loads offers community-inspired dishes crafted with ingredients, flavors, and viscosities that we all love. Our freshly-delivered meals are perfect for now or later, lunch or dinner - so you can get a hot load whenever (and wherever) you want! Go team!

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Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni; TikTok and the Absence of TikTok; Emilia Perez and Good Taste. With the dizzying start to the year that has many of us stress-eating Thin Mints and Taco Bell while practicing scream-therapy techniques into our pillows, we'd like to devote this week's episode to helping you cast off 2025's discordant yolk of asymmetry and find the true inner balance that was previously only achievable with vagina eggs and bee sting enemas. As living embodiments of the yin and the yang, Trixie and Katya subscribe to the theory that opposing forces can negate each other while simultaneously combining to form a new, more powerful entity that redefines what it means to be "c*nty." A "Megac*nt," if you will. This year, discover true inner balance through purposeful c*ntiness. 

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It's time to get your gut going! Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya

After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages, mermaid genitalia, and cosmic boreworms, prepare your grey matter for even more meandering stories about dental care imposters, chastity device technology, and acceptable dildo quantities, but this time delivered by the one, the only: Trixie mother-effing Mattel. From all of us here at Bald, LLC, especially Cheryl from Accounts Receivable, we want to say welcome the f*ck back, Trixie.
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
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Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com

If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast

To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com

To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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