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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. 

Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa after has what been a whirlwind week as their countdown to Christmas continues. 

After recently finding herself rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty on Exhibit A, Abbey is giving the lowdown on how to play it cool when deep down you are MAJORLY fan girling. 

We also get the lowdown on how the Scouse Christmas party went down in the Crouchy household and Abbey reveals a very embarrassing secret about the double gifted hoody she bought for Crouch and Geoff this year. 

We also hear from one of our listeners whose child’s selective hearing has gotten them into some hot water this week and hang around for the agony abs where Abbey and Peter have some words of wisdom for a lucky in love girlfriend who is just dying to drop the L bomb!

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Introduction

07:11 Weekly Whines

10:52 You’re So VEIN!

17:37 Conversations & Selective Hearing

21:32 Television Nostalgia

24:06 Childhood Memories

26:25 Happy Holidays

33:18 Doghouse

41:36 Party Planning

46:13 Agony Abs

47:27 Parenthood Challenges

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey exposes Peter’s surprising love of a high denier ‘leg warmer’ when strolling around the golf course. 

In a fun twist of events, Therapy Crouch superfan Auntie Fran get’s in touch admitting she can’t get Peter Andre and Luke Evans off the brain since seeing Abbey’s recent Exhibit A interviews

Pete is also on hand to give some advice on stopping yourself from pooing on the pitch, however if you do find yourself in this position then fear not as Abbey has your stain remover covered!

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Intro

05:49 Peter’s Putters

14:49 Auntie Fran, Superfan

20:13 Vanishing Stains

23:17 Sign WHAT?!

29:21 Nostalgia

32:25 Fame!

34:46 Love on the Rocks

38:43 Nice Tatts

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA

On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic crouch style to an almost all nighter! 

But fear not, your favourite comedy couple have dusted themselves down and braved the record today to reflect on how to keep your Christmas spark alive even if it’s the last thing you want to do!

Although Christmas can be one of the most magical times of year, it can also be one of the toughest, from missing loved ones no longer with us, to feeling the pressure to get everything perfect - Crimbo ain’t always all it’s cracked up to be.

That’s why Abbey and Pete are giving you their top tips on how to achieve a little bit of festive fun, no matter your situation. 

We also hear from a listener whose boss’ halitosis has left them dreading any mistletoe moments, as well as from a hubby who can’t keep his hands out the advent calendar!! 

And stick around for one of our more poignant messages of the series so far where a listener who has found themself in a really difficult situation has found the therapy crouch as their greatest comfort. 

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!!

In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes. 

The gang discuss the potential for Therapy Crouch on tour next year, as well as whether they have now been blacklisted from Prince Williams Christmas card list!!

Ross also reveals his all time favourite nickname off one of the lads he used to work with, and Peter’s boring past times are exposed to the nation. 

Stay tuned for this and much much more on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! 

00:00 Intro 

02:56 Ski Trip

07:46 Legs 11

10:42 Boys on Tour

14:59 Driving me CRAZY

22:17 Trivial Persuits

23:41 Hangover Days

27:19 Walking or Crawling

31:02 David’s DEAD?!

34:28 Remember my Name

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‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

T’was the night before Christmas and yet your favourite couple are still in full content creation mode and have pulled out all the stops to bring a bit of festive cheer to the end of your year. 

In this very special, festive edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete have donned their Christmas hats and are reflecting on what has been the best year of the podcast so far! 

From Yellowstone specials, to some amazing guests, and some amazing listener messages - Abbey and Peter are discuss everything they’ve been thankful this year whilst still spreading that Christmas cheer. 

We hear from listeners who have been inspired by Abbey’s love of animals to try and raise awareness, as well as one unfortunate dinner party host whose cheeky guest threatened to derail her Christmas meal. 

Happy holidays to all our wonderful listeners and we hope you enjoy this fun filled festive special of The Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Intro 

04:20 Pet Rescue

08:48 Copycats

11:09 What a Year!

22:23 Secret Santa

24:46 Greedy Guests

27:50 Happy Holidays!

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are wishing you a very happy New Year!!

With it being the holidays it is only a mini podcast today however it is still filled with a lot of laughs and our trusty Agony Ab is still providing some much needed advice to the rest of the nation. 

Can’t wait to hear from you all in the New Year and thank you for your continued support, and keeping Ross in a job!

00:00 Intro

05:35 New Year's Resolutions 

15:06 Cultural Names

17:04 Smelly Shoes

18:04 Dinner Party Dilemmas

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than UK power couple Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper!

Joel is in his true comedic element on this episode so expect plenty of laughs as he tries to relive his first date with bombshell wife Hannah and how a bit of jet lag may have actually saved their marriage before it even took off. 

We also get a lot more than we bargained for when they reveal what their mystery bonk beat would be (clue; you’ll never guess it) and Joel leaves Abbey and Peter in complete shock with his leaky nipple admission. 

Joel and Hannah are also on hand for our hilarious Agony Ab section in which we hear from a listener who is already struggling to keep up with their New Year’s resolutions, as well as from a wife whose husband pretentious film taste is driving her to distraction..

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Introduction 

08:30 It’s a bit Nippy

12:17 Home is Where the Heart is

18:04 Pod Life

21:35 Where it Began

30:19 Honeymoon Phase 

37:41 Showbiz

42:03 Quickfire

01:00:34 Agony Abs

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching. 

Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted. 

After a brief appearance of the weekly whine club, Abbey and Peter are on hand answering all the questions that have been on your mind over the festive period and into the new year! 

Abbey and Peter are asked to reflect on their personal highlights of 2024 as well as their goals for 2025, and Abbey lifts the lid on who her favourite guest from her own smash hit podcast, Exhibit A, was last year. 

We also have advice for a young listener whose plans at the perfect proposal have gone awry after the dreaded in-laws have got involved, and Abbey gives advice to a listener whose fear of flying is stopping her living her best life

And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter curate the perfect tinder profile for one another - expect fireworks!

If you want to submit a question to Ask Us Anything, hit the link below!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit

00:00 Introduction

04:01 Pete’s New Bird

08:29 Fear of Flying

13:22 The Greatest Guest

15:39 Perfect Proposals

18:42 It Was A Very Good Year

23:53 Role Play

29:13 Perfect Pregnancies

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on. 

As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with those post Christmas blues. 

Abbey and Peter also discuss their recent holiday getaway during the Christmas period, and Abbey reveals just how she coped with her digital detox!

And stick around for the agony abs where we hear from a fellow scouser whose native wit has landed her in hot water with a waiter!

If you want to submit your agony ab to the gang, then hit the link below!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 

00:00 Introduction

02:31 Happy Holidays

09:58 Cruisin for a Bruising

16:03 Rooters Will Find

21:28 Bookworms

26:01 January Blues 

30:52 Emotional Documentaries 

35:08 Agony Abs!

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days. 

In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill!

We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip. 

And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS!

If you want a question read out on Ask Us Anything, hit the link below!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit

00:00 Introduction

02:10 Great Guests

03:59 Ibrox

09:18 Ski Trip

13:46 Balancing Act

17:33 Parental Planning

19:24 Get Fit!

23:12 Hot Girl Fridays!

25:14 Dangling or Fixed?

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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“Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat answering all your burning questions!

Abbey and Peter come to the rescue for a listener who is in need of some Therapy Crouch SOS help as she is stuck for suggestions on where to take her boyfriend for his upcoming big birthday bash in London, and we hear from a very angry listener who is totally fed up at turning up to family events only to be disappointed with the selection of sandwhiches on offer!!

The gang also ponder some of life’s bigger questions such as how planes stay in the air, how boats stay afloat and whether Abbey could face the prospect of never going on holiday again!

Ross also gains an unwanted nickname this week from a listener who can’t sleep at night without wondering just what Ross’ job was before he became a ‘top class podcast content creator’ and Abbey gives a sneak peak into Christmas morning in the Crouchy/Clance household

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA!

00:00 Introduction

02:31 Woke Nonsense

08:04 Surprise, Surprise

11:52 Happy Birthday

14:41 Secret Crush

17:17 It’s Me (hols) or the Dog

19:45 Crouch’s Christmas

24:29 Cool Careers

29:25 Delicious Deserts

To contact us: 

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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