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Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love and dating can be messy—so let’s talk about it! On this multi-award-winning podcast, comedian Nicole Byer explores romantic highs, lows, and all the juicy stuff in between, alongside comedians, experts, and sometimes an ex or two. Tune in for dating mishaps, heartbreak confessions, and the real talk you never knew you needed. New episodes every Friday!

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Why is Nicole so single? She's cute, funny, has a fat ass, and loves giving blow jobs. This podcast is a quest to find the answer. Join Nicole and her guests - comedians. relationships experts, and ex-lovers, as they boil it down why dating is so hard. 

Subscribe to Why Won't You Date Me on your favorite podcast app, and watch full length video episodes on YouTube.

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Why Won't You Date Me? Here's a Little Tease.

On the first episode of Why Won't You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don't Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discuss her past green card marriage, and talk about a lil make out shesh they had.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)

Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bad Hookups (w/ Dan Lippert)

Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

Emily Heller (Comedian, Baby Geniuses) joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dated.

Know how IMDB's star meter works? Please tell us. Email Nicole at baconcansave@gmail.com.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Science Behind Dating Apps (w/ Emily Heller)

Nicole's friend Ben Axelrad (UCB Comedy, Definitely Dying Podcast) joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped dating after 3 dates.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's Up with Hair Conditioner? (w/ Ben Axelrad)

Alison Rich (The Goldbergs, Party Over Here) joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Nicole is connected to the Kardashians, and the time Nicole slept with a man who had a LIZARD in his room.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer on social media:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're Getting Juiced (w/ Alison Rich)

George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman)

Joanna Bradley (UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)

Jacob Wysocki (*Loosely Exactly Nicole, UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies".

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"

Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole's Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)

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