First Date with Lauren Compton

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• Society Is Lying To Women About Having Kids w/ Erik Griffin | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian, actor and Workaholics star Erik Griffin for a hilarious conversation about Lauren clapping back at a commenter who called her fat at eight months pregnant, the doula vs. doctor turf war, sleeping on a park bench in the delivery room, checking into the hospital at 1.5 centimeters and almost becoming a single dad, never meeting his own father, his toddler's daily WWE matches, potty training with strawberries, getting kicked out of his own bed by a kid who hated the Snoo, the freezer full of breast milk his wife wants to turn into lotion, how his wife brought another date to his comedy show, the first date where she ate beef ribs with her hands, why nothing is creepier than a woman in love, his no-surprise proposal rules and the three-ring Tiffany's trick, Lauren's go-go dancing past at Saddle Ranch, the math on having kids and defending his age gap, why society is making women feel like having kids holds them back, the dead internet theory, how to fix Love Is Blind, and his new movie Behemoth! with Pedro Pascal. Follow Erik:Instagram: https://instagram.com/erikgriffinTour dates: https://erikgriffin.com Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 172 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:04:01 - Four Days In The Delivery Room00:09:29 - Why Erik Loves Being A Dad00:17:21 - Kicked Out Of His Own Bed00:21:25 - What Do You Do With Frozen Breast Milk?00:25:44 - She Brought Another Date To His Show00:33:30 - Never Surprise Her With A Proposal00:39:05 - Do The Math Before You Have Kids00:43:21 - If It's Just A Job, Stay Home With Your Kid00:47:48 - The Dead Internet Theory Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Why Do Men Like Big Butts? w/ Nate Marshall | First Date with Lauren ComptonFollow Nate: Instagram: https://instagram.com/isthatnatemarshall Hoop and Huddle: https://youtube.com/@hoopandhuddle On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Hoop and Huddle co-host Nate Marshall for a hilarious conversation about being engaged for a year after ten years together, why eloping in Vegas beats a big wedding, getting married by a Pamela Anderson impersonator at a drive-thru chapel, proposing at the end of a tasting menu without ever actually asking the question, Lauren's guide to trapping a man, why everybody needs a whore phase, the very specific porn bucket list item he wants to cross off, Lauren's foolproof plan to pull it off at CVS with a bottle of Dove body wash, falling for his girlfriend at an open mic, the thousand dollars he's spent on butt scrunch leggings, snoring through magnetic nose strips when he probably needs a CPAP, the open-door bathroom policy, whether sex disappears after having a baby, his mom kicking him out of a chair over the word "beach," Lauren's dream of being a chiropractor with a dog named Bones, why poodles are mean and his pit bull is too nice, and being a Sixers fan stuck in Texas. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 171 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:16 - Nate's Engagement 00:05:34 - Nate's Top Tier Proposal 00:10:21 - Being Single IS NOT FUN 00:15:06 - Nate Explains His Favorite "Corn" Category 00:19:56 - How He Met His Fiancé 00:26:36 - What Does His Fiancé Think Of Him? 00:30:47 - The Rules Of Privacy 00:36:16 - Are Babies Worth It? 00:40:50 - Is Nate Dumb? 00:45:05 - Judging Pit Bulls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Why Do Women Give The Silent Treatment? w/ Sam Morril | First Date with Lauren ComptonCheck out Sam's new special, "Incorrect," out today on Netflix! On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and We Might Be Drunk co-host Sam Morril for his second date and a hilarious conversation about whether he'd make a good gay guy, influencers dying from BBLs, meeting his new girlfriend on Hinge over Terrence Malick movies, bombing a 60th birthday gig in Corfu while she laughed extra loud at the bar, why how someone fights matters more than anything, Lauren's days-long silent treatment, the rat living in his Greenwich Village apartment until three guys showed up with hockey sticks, turning 40 without kids, accidentally telling her son "I love you" before telling her, Lauren's husband's deodorant-before-bed problem, the manscaping debate, Lauren's chocolate mushroom scavenger hunt at a New York barber shop, and his new Netflix special Sam Morril: Incorrect. Follow Sam:Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorrilTour dates: https://sammorril.com Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 170 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:44 - Dying From A BBL00:08:14 - How He Met His Girlfriend On Hinge00:13:46 - How Does Your Partner Fight?00:18:19 - Lauren's Silent Treatment00:25:23 - Is Sam Ready For Kids?00:32:47 - He Told Her Son I Love You First00:39:38 - Lauren's Husband's Deodorant Problem00:44:45 - Why Dinner On A First Date Is Risky00:54:43 - Manscaping Is Getting Out Of Control01:02:03 - Chocolate Mushrooms From A Barber Shop01:07:36 - Where To Find Sam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  173|1H 9min
• Why Do Women Start Arguments? w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: Head to ⁠https://chime.com/DATE⁠ Sign up for your free trial at ⁠https://shopify.com/date⁠ On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian, actor and Harland Highway host Harland Williams for his third date and a hilarious conversation about the Pakistani hair plugs and his $22.99 hair-sniffing event, the girlfriend who started a five-hour fight because he ordered a hot dog, why nobody can just chill anymore, the therapy era and the $9,000 rewind to age nine, the heckler who yelled “I love you” and became his girlfriend five years later, Lauren’s pool-party “I love you” that she fired back OJ style, singing during sex, whether Harland should move to Austin and how Pauly Shore ruined it, getting mock-charged by a 500-pound silverback in Rwanda, staring down two blood-soaked lions and wanting to die like a man, and what he wants on his gravestone. Follow Harland Williams: ⁠https://instagram.com/harlandwilliams ⁠Tour Dates: ⁠https://harlandwilliams.com⁠ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 169 ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow⁠⁠ https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - Harland Williams Is Back For A Third Date 00:02:59 - Harland's $22.99 Hair Sniffing Event 00:06:26 - The Girlfriend Who Loved To Fight 00:08:27 - Everybody Needs A Therapist Now 00:16:13 - He Met Her At A Comedy Club 00:18:14 - Lauren's Pool Party I Love You 00:23:19 - Should Harland Move To Austin? 00:29:03 - The Five Hour Hot Dog Fight 00:35:46 - Charged By A 500 Pound Silverback 00:40:10 - I Wanted To Die Like A Man 00:52:03 - Where To Find Harland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Why Do Men Lie To Women? w/ Kim Congdon | First Date with Lauren ComptonCheck out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@UCdaQbXFKAuvKcZcwieo8A6A SPONSORS: See if you qualify for GLP-1s at https://Ro.co/firstdate On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Childless MILF Kim Congdon for a hilarious conversation about the guy who waited until 1:52 AM to mention his fiancée, hating bars and alcohol while still trying to date, why Puerto Rico exposes every man's demons, the guy who dumped her because he couldn't afford her, the "cousin" whose cleavage he posted, Lauren finding her name in the middle of a stranger's list, hunting for a husband at Bass Pro Shop, $500 gun sights, stalkers, why open relationships only work for men, and whether Kim should text the guy who didn't call. Follow Kim:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kimcongdon/Tour dates: https://www.kimcongdon.com/Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 168 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:25 - The Childless MILF Problem00:02:56 - Underoath And The Skater Boy00:06:21 - 16,000 Deleted Texts00:10:39 - "I Can't Afford You"00:14:02 - That's Not Your Cousin00:18:42 - Men Love To Lie00:21:16 - Barton Springs And Bass Pro00:25:04 - Stalkers00:30:37 - Why Didn't He Call?00:34:02 - The Hotel Text Rule00:39:09 - Open Relationships Don't Work00:41:43 - Do We Text Him Or Not?00:49:21 - Made Out With A 14-Year Friend00:52:15 - Where To Find Kim Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Caitlin Peluffo Teaches You How To Get The Perfect Butt | First DateSPONSORS: Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code DATE, and spin your way. The Crown is Yours. Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF finalist Caitlin Peluffo for the conversation Lauren has been dying to have. They get into guys who try to out-funny her on dates, the pros and cons of raising a boy vs a girl, her experimentation with her high protein diet, rebounding from a seven year relationship, her personal struggle with purses, Caitlin's hot *ss that she works hard for, and how Zenith was an amazing kisser (but Zenith don't call her). Follow Caitlin:Instagram: http://instagram.com/caitlinpeluffoTour dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffoPodcast: Caitlin Peluffo's Good Time GalSpecial: Prosciutto Rose First Date Ep. 167 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code DATE, and spin your way. The Crown is Yours. In partnership with DraftKings Casino. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-426-2537. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call 888-789-7777 or visit https://CCPG.org. Please play responsibly. Twenty-one plus. Physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia only. Void in Canada. Eligibility restrictions apply. Non-withdrawable Spins issued as fifty spins per day for twenty days, valid for select games only and expire each day after twenty four hours. Spins values vary. See terms at https://Casino.DraftKings.com/promos. Ends November twenty second twenty twenty six at eleven fifty nine PM Eastern Time. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:43 - Life After Funny AF 00:05:07 - Caitlin's Type 00:08:43 - Perfect First Date 00:14:42 - Girl Or Boy: Which Is Better 00:19:55 - Guys Trying To Be Funnier Than Caitlin 00:22:11 - Zenith Was Quite The Kisser 00:24:37 - Alcohol Preferences 00:26:58 - Caitlin Is Big On Protein 00:31:36 - Bad Pickup Attempts 00:36:19 - Longest Relationship 00:38:14 - Going To A Dude's Place 00:41:07 - Caitlin Doesn't Know How To Do A Purse 00:44:10 - Please Hit On Caitlin At The Gym 00:47:13 - Caitlin's Got A Nice Ass 00:50:36 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Open Relationships Only Work If You're Ugly w/ Usama Siddiquee | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: Stop waiting for permission to build something. Main character energy only. Free trial at ⁠https://shopify.com/date⁠ As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF runner-up Usama Siddiquee for a hilarious conversation about being 35 and hunting for a wife, why the post-hang tells you who you're actually into, Bible verse bios and other hard nos, DoorDash dinners and dirty martinis with five olives, vetting DMs after blowing up, the Tesla door problem, everything he learned about dating from black women, why open relationships don't work, love languages, the neck turn, and the only correct way to answer "is she hot?" Follow Usama:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/Tour dates: https://usamastandsup.com/showsPodcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCSkD8luMeXloTKL5l3QMFhQ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 166 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:51 - Usama's A Fan?!?00:03:13 - Usama Is Looking For His Wife00:04:15 - The Post Hang Is Who You Really Are00:05:48 - Bible Verses In The Bio00:13:41 - Socks Stay On00:17:18 - Finding Love In The DMs?00:21:07 - The "Texture" Of The Hang00:22:46 - Tesla Doors Killed The Gentleman00:24:41 - Black Women Taught Me Everything00:28:31 - His Longest Relationship And Why Open Doesn't Work00:32:18 - All Gas No Breaks and Love Languages00:40:53 - How To Win "Is She Hot?" Game00:45:59 - How Usama Would Propose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Clinging To The Hood Of A Chevy Tahoe w/ Katherine Blanford | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Katherine Blanford for a hilarious conversation about hanging onto the side of her ex's moving Tahoe, falling in love on the Workaholics cruise, Lauren's secret move-out, getting scammed on Facebook Marketplace, a $245 bottle of spa lotion, box wine and lake days, field parties, and Lauren's 10-pound baby just days before her C-section. Follow Katherine Blanford:Instagram: https://instagram.com/itskatherineblanfordTour Dates: https://katherineblanford.com Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 164 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:42 - The Golden Era Of Victoria Secret00:05:36 - Break Ups and Wild Rides00:07:37 - The Crazy Rich Ex00:12:21 - The Craziest Break Up00:21:02 - Dating A Bunch Of Different Types Of People00:23:36 - Dating Someone New!00:27:46 - Finally Dating Someone Secure00:31:21 - Getting Got On Facebook Market Place00:32:43 - Scammed For Lotion00:37:34 - Louis Vuitton & Fanny Packs00:41:56 - Faking Art00:43:13 - Wine Tasting Is Over Rated00:45:55 - Slap The Wine Bag00:49:18 - Going To A Field Party00:52:19 - Going Tubing Growing Up00:55:03 - The Hot Girl Bathroom Photo00:58:33 - Lauren's Giant Baby Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  168|1H 6min
• I Made Her Wait Before We Had S*x w/ Jeremiah Watkins | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: Make the switch to Chime® to earn 3.75% APY and 5% cash back: https://chime.com/DATE 🎟️ JEREMIAH WATKINS TOUR DATES: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Jeremiah Watkins for a hilarious conversation about dating, relationships, marriage, fatherhood, sex, and family.Jeremiah talks about winning his wife over with comedy, how long you should date before making things official, putting God before sex, his dad's best dating advice, and what it takes to make a relationship work. Lauren shares her mom hacks, they debate whether matching your partner's family is lame, and things get especially personal when they talk about sex during pregnancy. Follow Jeremiah Watkins:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Watch First Date with Lauren Compton for hilarious conversations about dating, relationships, marriage, sex, family, parenting, and modern love. Like, comment, and subscribe to YMH Studios for more First Date episodes. First Date Ep. 164 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:44 - Long Time No See00:04:11 - Playing With Children00:06:24 - Winning Her Over With Comedy00:09:08 - God Before Sex00:11:05 - How Long Before Making It Official00:24:48 - Jeremiah's Dad Advice00:28:00 - Lauren's Mom Hacks00:34:00 - Is Matching The Family Lame?00:38:30 - Stand Up And Improv Background00:42:16 - Sexy Time During Pregnancy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  167|53min
• Dr. Drew Was The World's Best Wingman w/ Mike Catherwood | First Date with Lauren ComptonSPONSORS: Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Loveline co-host Mike Catherwood for a hilarious conversation about meeting his wife on the radio show, why Dr. Drew was the world's best wingman, getting clean at 21, going to confession, quitting Hollywood to raise goats in Texas, hotboxing his Scion in the San Gabriel Valley, and a surprise visit from his cousin Rudy. Follow Mike Catherwood:Instagram: instagram.com/mikecatherwood Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 163 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:53 - Meeting his wife on Loveline / Dr. Drew: world's worst wingman00:07:04 - The number that never got delivered00:10:22 - "I'm not good at dating"00:12:25 - How do you break up? (you don't)00:16:00 - The journaling boyfriend00:19:09 - What marriage looked like growing up00:21:10 - Proposing after 4 months / bachelor-era regrets00:26:11 - Getting clean at 21 — meth, coke & Tom Arnold00:31:48 - Confession00:35:07 - Loveline confessional / Mexican American Princes00:37:51 - The Scion hotbox & Alan from Azusa00:42:29 - Goat farmer in Texas00:46:06 - 15-year-old carnivores & boys who won't drive00:48:30 - Girl dad talk00:51:38 - Rudy Cisneros Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  166|57min