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Tom E. Moffatt

Get the giggles now!

Unleash endless laughter with I’m Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I’m Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I’m Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering.

Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from.

Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page.

Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience.

The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf.

Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you’re eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page.

 

This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes:

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids

I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids

I’m Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids

I’m Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever Folks

I’m Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokes

 

Why did the dog sniff the computer?

To see if its email had scent

 

What weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant

 

Knock-knock,

Who’s there?

Howler

Howler who?

Howler remember all these great jokes?

 

What happened when lion went in an elevator?

There was an uproar

 

How did the mountain know what was on the other side?

It had a peak

 

It’s time to get the giggles with this complete collection.

Write Laugh

I'm Joking

I'm Completely Joking: The Biggest & Best Joke Book for kids: 2000+ Jokes

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes does exactly what it says on the cover!

With over four hundred kid-friendly jokes divided into fun categories—such as Classic Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather— this brand-new collection will keep your little ones entertained for hours. Complete with handy tips on telling jokes and hilarious illustrations, you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to get up to answer the door.

 

Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Howler

Howler who?

Howler remember all these great jokes?

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids

Looking for freshly-squeezed jokes?

Replenish your joke repertoire and change that broken record with 500+ jokes you haven’t heard before. I’m Joking is packed with hilarious illustrations and compiled into fun categories, such as Barking Mad Mischief, Nutty Giggles and Stinky Poo Gags. This squeaky-clean family fun makes the perfect gift for jokesters aged 7 to 107.

What did the spine say as it left the room?

I’ll be straight back

 

When should you run away from a goldfish?

When it’s in a tank

 

Which keys do dogs need?

Walkies

 

Why did the employee put a clock under her chair?

She was working overtime

 

What did the cat say when it hurt itself?

Me ow!

 

Click BUY NOW for hundreds more funny jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond…

I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids

A seriously good way to get kids reading…

With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be. They'll even improve their vocabulary and thinking skills along the way.

These clean family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life.

 

If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107.

(Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling.)

You’ll find the following jokes and hundreds more…

 

Where is the milk always fresher?

On the udder side

 

How do you get your arm down a toilet?

U-bend it

 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a library book.

Okay, I’m just going to check you out

 

What does fun do at school?

Lessens

 

Why did Snow White win referee of the year?

She was the fairest of the all

BUY NOW for hundreds more of the funniest jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond…

I'm Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids

Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes?

Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters.

Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving.

So, caress that cranium, genius… it’s time for some intellectual jokes:

What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes?

2D or not 2D? That is the question.

 

How do you freeze tears?

With cryogenics

 

What did the chief do when he lost an eye?

He became a chef

 

Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece?

Alexander the Grater

 

Why were there no Vikings called Ruth?

Because they were Ruthless

 

Grab a copy now for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond…