Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess): A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding

🚨 ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.

Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not like you're trying too hard, but also not like you don’t care?

CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉 You’re a perfectionist. And it’s ruining your life.

In this hilariously unhinged survival guide, we’ll explore:

✅ The Art of Overthinking Everything – Why make a simple decision when you could spiral into existential dread?

✅ Procrastination: The Perfectionist’s Favorite Coping Mechanism – If you never start, you never fail! Genius!

✅ How to Do Everything at 110% Until You Emotionally Collapse – Sleep is for the weak.

✅ Lowering Your Standards: An Incredibly Painful but Necessary Life Skill – Your 80% effort is still better than Todd’s 20%, and he got promoted.

By the end of this book, you won’t be cured of perfectionism (LOL, good luck with that), but you will at least understand why your brain is a flaming disaster.

📢 WARNING: This book contains aggressive sarcasm, brutal self-awareness, and zero practical advice on how to actually fix yourself. (Because let’s be honest, you’d just overthink it anyway.)

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Lydbok: 8. april 2025