Not From Round Here: Memoirs of a Soft Southerner Up North

Praise in Amazon Reviews for Not From Round Here:

★★★★★ "Very funny. We live in London but originate from Burnley so can relate to the differences."

★★★★★ "Tek it from me, it wer' a reet good'n! Cheered me up!"

★★★★★ "Thank you for making me laugh."

Professional Praise for Not From Round Here: "Not From Round Here I laughed so much I got odd looks when I read it in public. I loved this book & wanted more! " - Suzy K. Quinn, million selling author of the 'Bad Mother' series.

From the Back Cover

“I stuck a hair dryer on me bunion to stretch me skin out. Didn’t bloomin’ work.”

So begins Brad’s uproarious new life as an Essex native who’s yanked from living his pipe dream in the Spanish sunshine to the grey and wet northwest of England.

In this comedy memoir, Brad is catapulted to a strange land in his homeland where complete strangers tell him about their bunions and insist on showing him the holes “they burned” in the crotch of their swimming trunks.

It’s a land of confusion where everything he thought true comes into question: bread rolls are now called, “barms"; tea is something you eat not drink; almond milk is unheard of because, “yer don't get teats on an almond, stupid!”

It’s a land where Brad is so cold that he’s wearing more coats than a nightclub cloakroom can handle while the locals casually stroll around in their beachwear.

Will fish out of water Brad sink or swim as he adapts to the culture shock of being a soft southerner up north?

One thing’s for sure, you’re in for a pant-pissing, rollercoaster ride of mishaps, mayhem, and meat pies.

So strap on your incontinence pads then scroll up to buy now!

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