Honeybloods

"Remember when you pinkie promised you'd help me bury a body? Is that offer still good?"

Twilight meets Jennifer's Body in this bite-sized sapphic vampire romance full of sweetness, snark, gore, and only one motel bed.

Queen bee Honey Williams and burnout Sadie Greer haven't spoken since middle school, when a huge fight ended their lifelong friendship and sent the girls down wildly different paths.

All of this changes when Honey turns up at 3 am to ask Sadie to help her bury a body and kill the indie band that turned her into a vampire.

It's the tail end of summer vacation. They've got the band's tour dates, a full tank of gas, and two weeks before senior year starts.

But Honey's newfound hunger is insatiable, and the road trip gets even gorier than they anticipated. Despite all the bloody motel rooms and near-misses with murder, Sadie and Honey grow reluctantly close for the first time since they were kids.

But every road ends, and Honey's bloodlust isn't the only thing threatening to destroy their healing friendship . . .

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Release date

Audiobook: 1 July 2025