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Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

30 Ratings

4.4

Duration
3H 13min
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English
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Biographies

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to

- Become a decision-making bad*ss - Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do - Live life after a clusterf*ck! - And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

© 2020 Dreamscape Media (Audiobook): 9781666550832

Release date

Audiobook: 2 June 2020

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