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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Country Gardening: Retired Assassin's Guide, Book 1

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4.5

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11H 35min
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Crime & Suspense

Dante has come to the small coastal town of Te Kohe, New Zealand, for a fresh start in life. But he doesn't want to open a B&B, or save a charming bookshop, or start a romance with a single mother in need of rescuing. He just wants to forget about his past career (which involved a lot of dead bodies) and have everyone leave him the heck alone. Unfortunately for Dante, life has other plans...

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Audiobook: October 14, 2025

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