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Fire & Water

17 Ratings

4.4

Series

3 of 4

Duration
10H 18min
Language
English
Format
Category

Fiction

I like my women like I like my whiskey: embroiled in a magical war.

Ten years ago I fought for the Witch Queen of London in a mystical showdown against a King Arthur wannabe with a shaved head and a shotgun. Back then, the law did for him before he could do for us.

I don’t think we'll get that lucky again.

As if the mother of all wizard battles wasn't bad enough, fate or destiny or a god with a really messed-up sense of humor has dropped a weapon that could rewrite the universe right into the middle of London, and anybody with half a sniff of arcane power has rocked up to stake their claim on it. Last time this happened, the city went to pieces. This time, it might just go to Hell.

Also, still dating a vampire. Still got an alpha werewolf trying to get in my pants. Still sharing a flat with a woman made of animated marble—only now apparently there are two of her. But you know what they say: the more things change, the more they stay the same crap that's been trying to kill you your entire life.

Contains mature themes.

© 2020 Tantor Media (Audiobook): 9781705214688

Release date

Audiobook: May 26, 2020

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