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0H 12min
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English
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Erotica

"In My Ass? No way, Jose!"

Told by Pat Simone, 45

When Donny tried to fingers my ass, I naturally resisted the invasion. No one had ever done that to me before.

Not my husband, not any of my previous lovers ever fingered my ass. I just didn't like the idea of anything foreign in my anal hole.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a prude or a frigid woman. I really like sex. I liked it so much I allowed my stepson the privilege of loving me in bed.

But, in my ass? No way, Jose!

© 2025 Vitale Publishing (Audiobook): 9798347714186

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Audiobook: October 24, 2025

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