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Megan O'Russell

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.

Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:

#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.

#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.

#3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.

#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.

This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams:

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination

Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny

Jacob McNatt

Ink Worlds Press

The Tale of Bryant Adams

The Geek's Guide to Wizarding Mastery in One Epic Tome: The Complete Tale of Bryant Adams

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.

Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:

1. Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.

2. Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.

3. Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.

4. Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:

#1 Do not destroy your dad’s apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.
#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.
#3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.
#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.

I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn't have, burned down my high school's theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A seer guarded by the undead is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I'm pretty sure the cops are after me for destroying my dad's penthouse.

But it gets better! Now I'm stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It'll be a miracle if I survive until Monday.

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 550,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now!

How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days

Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.

Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:

#1 Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess.

#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.

#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.

#4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.

#5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.

#6 Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard.

#7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world.

Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination

Step One: Find the books stolen from the magical library

Step Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New York

Step Three: Declare wizarding domination

I feel like this is a pretty solid plan.

I'm probably wrong...

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination

Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind.

But if fate forces you into staging an international heist―

Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs.

Rule 2: If you’re going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers.

Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying.

Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines on the inside.

Rule 5: Don’t think being an ocean away from home will keep your troubles from catching up to you. Some shadows, you can’t outrun.

This is the final installment of The Tale of Bryant Adams. Cheery triumph is not guaranteed.