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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson 

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr 

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug 

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez 

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits 

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl 

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers 
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FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.

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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?

Your Mom’s House Ep. 835

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior 

00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum 

00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat 

00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

01:08:41 - Wrap Up

01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad 
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Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 834

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action 

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas 

00:14:14 - Florida Trash 

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds 

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff 

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert 

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld 

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc 

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady 

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater 

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan 

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga 

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog 

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem 

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes 

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour

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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 833

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents 

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney 

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back 

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds 

00:41:07 - Show N Tell 

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn 

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This 

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick 

01:27:07 - Wrap Up 

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 832

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes 

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game 

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents 

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls 

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy 

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations 

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 831

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler 

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant 

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 830

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes
00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit
00:20:14 - Fartmacy
00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers
00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List
00:46:56 - Napkin Pants
00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru
00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT
01:01:10 - Art Update
01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together.
Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show.
Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 829

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick
00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer
00:16:49 - Art Update
00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email
00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass
00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional
00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar
00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa
00:52:16 - Green Room
01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician
01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield
01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer
01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public
01:31:53 - Black Magic
01:35:17 - TikToks
01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice
01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop
01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care
01:55:47 - Wrap Up
01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose

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Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath 

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites 

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout 

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate 

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman 

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants 

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor 

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans
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A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 827

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions 

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor 

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix
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Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Your Mom's House Ep. 827

Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times we've ever had live. It's like all our collective jeans are getting tighter. 
We give you the goods here, Chocolate anuses, brows on fleek, all kinds of words that the kids are saying now. Plus we have a sing-along and an orignal song debuts! We got dad jokes and sex sounds and a whole lot more. 
We love you, Jeans. We really do. 
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