Planet Panic: Notes from the Queen of Procrastination

Crazy things keep happening to Pam Pastor and she is left with no choice but to chronicle them. In this second collection of stories, she tells us:

How Pong Pagong ended her shot at stardom;

Why her grandma burned all her trolls when she was in sixth grade;

How she terrorized her brother on Facebook;

Why she became a flower girl at 31;

How a New York socialite almost kidnapped her;

How she learned survival skills from Bear Grylls; and

Why taxi drivers think she’s the white lady of Balete Drive.

There are also tales about dead rabbits, Potato Corner, thirty bras, hospitals, a missing terrarium, New Kids on the Block, beer, and balikbayan boxes. Fun for the whole family.

© 2017 Anvil Publishing, Inc. (Ebook): 9789712732041

Release date

Ebook: 1 November 2017