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Bonnie Miller

Get the scoop on lady poop with this liberating and hilarious collection of historical anecdotes, scientific facts, and toilet-related trivia! 

Everybody poops, and that means everybody. Women are no strangers to time on the can, but for centuries women have been pressured to pretend otherwise. It’s time to reclaim our right to let some sh*t go! 

Women Don’t Poop and Other Lies offers a humorous look at the history and trivia around this most basic bodily function. From the pioneer days when women had to create pop-up port-a-potties with their skirts to modern-day workplace restroom anxiety, this book reveals surprising, funny facts about women’s colons (they’re longer than men’s), toilet design (not so female-friendly), and much more—for the perfect feminist bathroom read.

Ulysses Press

Illustrated Bathroom Books

Women Don't Poop & Other Lies: Toilet Trivia, Gender Rolls, and the Sexist History of Pooping

Deuce Flanagan

Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children’s book.

ONCE UPON A TIME … when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does—but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask:

•How do astronauts poop in space?

•Where does poop go after you flush?

•Why can I see the corn but not the chicken?

•Can I light my poop on fire?

•Who invented the first flushing toilet?

•What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups