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Bjorn Peeters

She's done wild stuff, but never anything like this.

Gaspard is a winemaker living a calm bachelor's life. But today, a gorgeous woman parks her bicycle against his old house. The blonde hip-sways over to him. After a cheerful "Bonjour Monsieur!" she asks to get down to business right away, as she's in a hurry.

The way she looks, any man would be happy to!

Instead of taking her up on the offer, Gaspard takes her on a tour of his vineyard. He soon confuses the girl by showing her how hot he finds her, but at the same time not laying a finger on her. After more failed attempts to get him going, the girl becomes so bewildered that she pulls out all the stops for Gaspard.

She raises the sexy to critical levels, but Gaspard's plan requires just a bit more patience!

The Winemaker & the Call Girl is the twenty-second installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you want a fun-filled comedy that proves work and pleasure CAN mix, this country-life adventure with a surprise ending is just the thing to cheer up your day!

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(Previously published as 'The Secret to Winemaking')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

Tales Of Peeters

Funny Sex Adventures

The Winemaker & the Call Girl: She's done wild stuff, but never anything like this.

Please her, or suffer the consequences.

Renhilde is back, and she's still the hottest-looking witch around. Because after that fiasco with the prince and then the farmer (see Funny Sex Adventures #15 & 18), she's STILL held prisoner by the terrible curse until a man satisfies her. Then, a bunch of bandits knock at the door and threaten her at knife-point.

How stupid can you get, right?

But perhaps this unruly bunch can be put to some use other than as ingredients for a potion. Renhilde offers them a deal. She even promises them the very thing they dream about as a reward. All she wants is for her carnal desires to be satisfied, so she can be free once more!

If they accept, they mustn't disappoint her—for Renhilde will not forgive them for it!

The Horny Hag & the Bandits is the twenty-third installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you want a fun-filled comedy for adults set in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, where a bunch of bandits are in WAY over their heads, then this episode is sure to cheer up your day!

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Bandits')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Horny Hag & the Bandits: Please her, or suffer the consequences.

The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard.

Suellen is back! She's twenty-four, still hot as hell, and still a total nerd. Despite earlier embarrassment (see Funny Sex Adventures #10, 14 & 20), she's still determined to show men how 'not nerdy' she can be. Only she didn't expect having to prove it to her date's upper-class parents!

Neither did they!

Her date tries to save the evening, but once Suellen gets going, there is no stopping the crazy train! And when her first 'hot girl' maneuvers don't work, everyone at the restaurant is about to find out just how far Suellen is willing to go, in order to prove she's a real bombshell girl.

Meeting the parents was never more embarrassing!

The Nerdy Girl & the Rich Guy is the twenty-fourth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedies with situations spinning hilariously out of control, then this nerdy disaster in the fanciest restaurant in town is just what you need for a laugh!

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(Previously published as 'Still think I'm nerdy if I am your naughtiest upper class date?')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Nerdy Girl & the Rich Guy: The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard.

She's about to school him in life.

While visiting his weird aunts, Jim is joined in the bathroom by the beautiful girl next door. When a girl looks that good, you don't mind her crawling in through the window. Jim minds it even less when she tells him she wants to trade favors, and then takes off her blouse.

Sure, the favor she asks is kind of weird.

But why wonder too much about what a woman wants in exchange, when she's willing to drag you down to the bathroom floor? Sometimes it's better to just relax and enjoy the ride! But as Jim is about to find out, even the nicest favors can have unexpected side effects.

Like being forced to rethink your whole past.

The Professor & the Girl Next Door is the twenty-fifth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're looking for a joke-filled comedy with a clueless professor and a not-at-all-shy beautiful girl next door, this surprise bathroom adventure is sure to make you laugh!

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(Previously published as 'Mirror Mirror')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Professor & the Girl Next Door: She's about to School Him in Life

Sin is sweet.

Carolus is a monk who's fond of his habits. Even when having fun, he expects everything to stay exactly the same. When his favorite ice-cream salesman suddenly gets replaced by a gorgeous woman, he loses his shit.

No worries! This beautiful lady knows how to make a customer smile!

Unfortunately, her plan backfires, and Carolus ends up in the depths of despair. Now there's only one way to make him smile for sure. It's not the kind of fun he's used to, but maybe it's time for Carolus to discover that ice cream can be enjoyed in many different ways!

Sin never tasted so sweet!

The Monk & the Ice Cream Lady is the twenty-sixth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies full of sweet sin, you'll love this little adventure of a monk with a temper and a beautiful but unusual ice cream lady.

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'Knocking on Heaven's Door')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Monk & the Ice Cream Lady: Sin is sweet.

Please her, or suffer the consequences.

Renhilde is back! Or rather, she's still here! She's still the hottest-looking witch around, and held prisoner by the terrible curse. After miserably failed attempts to free her (see Funny Sex Adventures #15, 18 & 23), will any man in the kingdom measure up?

Enter the dwarf!

He has a terrible temper and does not like to be belittled. But he's also smart enough to know you shouldn't play with a witch, no matter how beautiful she is. But Renhilde is clever, too, and his temper might get the better of him. If it does, he'd better be as impressive as he claims to be.

Because if he can't satisfy her and break the curse, Renhilde WILL make him regret it!

The Horny Hag & the Dwarf is the twenty-seventh installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies for adults set in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, or just want to see a dwarf with a temper go nuts, this episode is sure to cheer up your day!

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Dwarf')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Horny Hag & the Dwarf: Please Her, or Suffer the Consequences.

The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard.

Suellen is back! She's twenty-four, still hot as hell, and still a total nerd. But she's SO DONE with being called that (see Funny Sex Adventures #10, 14, 20 & 24). After careful thinking, she's come up with the perfect solution to stop people calling her nerdy.

SUPER-SIZED BOOBS!

If her boobs are super huge, guys will HAVE to stop seeing her as a nerdy girl, right? The boob doctor isn't so sure and tries to make her see reason. But once Suellen is in crazy mode, she's about as easy to stop as a freight train. She wants the boobs, and she's not leaving without them!

It's about to be the craziest boob-job consultation anyone's ever seen.

The Nerdy Girl & the Boob Doctor is the twenty-eighth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedies where situations spin hilariously out of control, this nerdy boob-job situation is just what you need for a fun half-hour break.

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'Still think I'm nerdy if I am your naughtiest upper class date?')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Nerdy Girl & the Boob Doctor: The Hilarious Sex Life of a Girl Who Tries Too Hard.

Sure you want to let her do that?

Richard's a great guy! From his handsome face down to his really nice suit, and his special way of playing the political game, Richard thinks he's DA SHIT! There's just one problem weighing down his awesome life!

People keep disappointing him!

But not this time! His cleaning lady is about to go above and beyond to please him—by taking off her blouse and soaping up her breasts! He's a dirty politician, and she's about to clean him real good! Richard knows that he shouldn't get dirty with his cleaning lady. But when she makes such strong arguments, how can he say no?

Well, if he had, it would've saved him that ride in the ambulance!

The Politician & the Cleaning Lady is the twenty-ninth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you want a fun-filled comedy that'll make you think twice before getting down with your cleaning lady, this politician-in-trouble story is just what you need for a fun break!

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'Clean as a Whistle')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Politician & the Cleaning Lady: Sure you want to let her do that?

After years of marriage, his moment has come.

Guillem was married for... who knows how many years! Now that he's finally free, he uses the new phone he got as a present to get on the internet and order a call girl. Guillem is no fan of modern technology, but if it means hot girls come right to his doorstep, he's willing to keep an open mind.

Only, figuring out the new phone isn't his only problem!

After years of bad marriage, Guillem needs to re-learn how to have fun with a woman! The last thing he wants is for someone to keep disturbing him! Seriously, if he has to interrupt trying to get laid one more time, this recently divorced guy is gonna lose his shit! And it ain't going to be pretty!

And what will happen when the call girl loses HER patience?

The Divorced Guy & the Call Girl is the thirtieth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies where situations spin hilariously out of control, this divorced guy's call-girl-adventure is just what you need for a fun break.

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'Old Man Ding Dong')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

The Divorced Guy & the Call Girl: After years of marriage, his moment has come.

To cheer him up, they're willing to go down.

Derick is a hunchbacked college janitor who's not well-liked by many of the students. And he doesn't blame them for it. Even he himself thinks he's a piece of shit!

But two girls refuse to believe that!

They are beautiful, smart, and determined to right the wrongs of the world! Instead of leaving Derick to cry by himself at the foot of the stairs, they decide they'll cheer him up at any cost! To make the sad janitor believe he's a great guy that deserves respect, they'll even take off their blouses!

Can their hot bodies help Derick get back his self-respect, or is it too late for that?

The Crying Janitor & the Helpful College Girls is the thirty-first installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like lighthearted comedies where beautiful college girls go wild and cause unintended mayhem, this short campus comedy is sure to leave you laughing!

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'The Compassionate College Girls & The Janitor')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.