Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

A fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from a social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger, perfect for fans of Grace Helbig & Alexa Chung.

Hey there, budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies! Welcome to the future, where there are MORE THINGS TO KNOW THAN EVER BEFORE. These things—which you may not know at all—include: • Making Internet friends who are cool and not murderers • Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer • Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To another person??? • Eating enough protein • Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult sense of style when you have zero dollars • Going on adventures without starting to smell • How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually • though

By the end of this book, which at least some people may or may not have called “educational,” you will have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult. People are gonna think you know stuff and everything!

© 2017 HarperCollins (Audiobook): 9780062682802
© 2024 HarperCollins (Ebook): 9780062574121

Release date

Audiobook: March 28, 2017
Ebook: March 19, 2024