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I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

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Lyric & Poetry

The dogs have their day in this collection of canine poetry from the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of I Could Pee on This. The canine answer to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as “I Dropped a Ball,” “I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House,” and “Can You Smell That?” Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Praise for the writing of Francesco Marcuiliano “Hilarious.” —Shelf Awareness

© 2013 Chronicle Books LLC (Ebook): 9781452129693

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Ebook: July 30, 2013

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