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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

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203 Ratings

3.8

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English
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Non-fiction

In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.

© 2017 Andrews McMeel Publishing (Ebook): 9781449488659

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Ebook: September 26, 2017

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