Oracles Always Win

Jake believes he is absolutely ordinary . . . But what if he isn't?

Jake is absolutely, completely ordinary, even if he has a weird painting affliction. Painting is relaxing, right? It helps. It's a form of art therapy. Even if his painting is the subconscious kind. The middle-of-the-night, paint-while-you-sleep kind. The kind that makes him puke every single time it happens.

Okay. So, maybe that’s not exactly normal.

But when a sexy but presumably imaginary guy with horns, who Jake's strange painterly alter-ego has been fixated on for the last year, suddenly shows up in town with horns and all, Jake doesn't know what to think. Especially when the not-so-imaginary guy claims he's a demon and that Jake's an oracle, of all things. That's when Jake begins to suspect his life is never going to be the same again.

After all, he mentioned the horns, right?

Contains mature themes.

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Release date

Audiobook: June 24, 2025