Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush...
And--wait for it--cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she'll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death.
She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn't going to get overly emotional. Someone who's as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice.
That's where I come in. It's a simple request, really--and one I would be happy to honor.
If it weren't for the whole life-and-death thing.
If I hadn't just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game.
If I wasn't already crazy in love with her.
This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all.
© 2020 Self Taught Ninja (Audiobook): 9781094202471
Release date
Audiobook: March 11, 2020
Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush...
And--wait for it--cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she'll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death.
She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn't going to get overly emotional. Someone who's as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice.
That's where I come in. It's a simple request, really--and one I would be happy to honor.
If it weren't for the whole life-and-death thing.
If I hadn't just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game.
If I wasn't already crazy in love with her.
This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all.
© 2020 Self Taught Ninja (Audiobook): 9781094202471
Release date
Audiobook: March 11, 2020
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